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Topic: This guy at my gym gives himself bulb enemas over a trash can.
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago#136,384
He sort of does it in the bathroom alcove where he thinks no one is watching. He sort of grunts and moans says its part of a free and clear fitness plan. I thought it was kinda nasty. After awhile I started getting totally hard. I'm not gay, I chanted to myself.
Yesterday I decided enough was enough. I hid in the trash can, burying myself in paper towels. Maybe a half hour passed and finally the guy was there. I was all numb and stuff. I looked up and before i knew it his gaping maw unleashed a waterfall of chocolate moose into my goateed mouth. It spattered my face, my eyes and I cried aahhhh at the bliss of it. I said it too loud cause he jumped and I heard peanuty goodness spatter the floor.