Topic: the pea test: how to tell that you are with a fucking imbecile
boof started this discussion 2 months ago #136,353
There's a horseshit method of eating peas with a fork that is passed through the generations like a shitty hard fruitcake. You can tell when someone doesn't have good sense to shrug off nonsense by observing their pea-eating habits. I think you know what I'm talking about. The "look, look, I'm sophisticated. I'm sophisticated." method.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #1,447,310
Stupendous!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 18 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,311
It's not horse shit, you're just undignified. Learn how to eat nicely instead of shovelling them in your mouth like slop.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,316
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
boof and dignified are complete opposites. Just like boof and intelligent, and boof and heterosexuality.
boof and dignified are complete opposites. Just like boof and intelligent, and boof and heterosexuality.
boof (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,337
@1,447,311 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I use a fork, not a shovel, and not like slop, but like food.
I use a fork, not a shovel, and not like slop, but like food.
boof (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 32 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,338
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,343
Beans on toast. Thanks.
boof (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 49 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,345
"eoooh it is so gauche to eat a pea in its full roundness. a gentleman will gently slice a pea into halves. the halves may then be coaxed upon the underside of the tines of the fork and brought towards a pursed lower lip, tongue at the ready to guide each semipea into the waiting lip valley.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,356
@1,447,337 (boof)
You certainly seem interested in being able to trough as quickly as possible. Do you put your arms on the table?
You certainly seem interested in being able to trough as quickly as possible. Do you put your arms on the table?
beef joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,374
Peas are the best example that comes to mind that shows the English style of holding a fork makes no sense.
boof (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,382
@1,447,356 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
what table
anyhow, why do you think forks are shaped the way they are shaped? to fool the unsophisticated among us into using it in the manner that makes sense if form follows function? truly, only the most well-learned of us can appreciate the delicate food ballet of using the fork in a most unintuitive way.
what table
anyhow, why do you think forks are shaped the way they are shaped? to fool the unsophisticated among us into using it in the manner that makes sense if form follows function? truly, only the most well-learned of us can appreciate the delicate food ballet of using the fork in a most unintuitive way.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 26 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,386
I just smash them and scoop up the pea smear.
Anonymous D replied with this 2 months ago, 47 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,393
boof (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,396
words!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,407
@1,447,382 (boof)
They're shaped so that you hold the food and gently cut them into small delicate pieces, not so you can load them like a spoon and throw them down your hungry, ravenous maw
They're shaped so that you hold the food and gently cut them into small delicate pieces, not so you can load them like a spoon and throw them down your hungry, ravenous maw
boof (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,446
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
a poor, uncharitable characterization that did not address the curvature of the implement at all
an aid to cutting, nugga please
a poor, uncharitable characterization that did not address the curvature of the implement at all
an aid to cutting, nugga please
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,468
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,470
Joshy replied with this 2 months ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,471
the peepee testboof (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,195
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,272
Ah here we have the thread where boof was wrong and sloped away in shame and defeat
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,310
Then use a spoon.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,351
@1,460,272 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
you never did provide a rationale for the common fork design being contrary to your supposed and restrictive use. have you ever finished your peas before they are cold? or do you restrict your diet to some meager and paltry amount of peas per sitting.
you never did provide a rationale for the common fork design being contrary to your supposed and restrictive use. have you ever finished your peas before they are cold? or do you restrict your diet to some meager and paltry amount of peas per sitting.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,395
boof (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,424
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Contrary to your use, apparently, and that is the peculiarity here.
Contrary to your use, apparently, and that is the peculiarity here.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,460
@previous (boof)
Not at all, I use the fork for forking and you argue for it's utility as a spoon. So which of us is truly the peculiarity?
Not at all, I use the fork for forking and you argue for it's utility as a spoon. So which of us is truly the peculiarity?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,492
boof (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,534
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 31 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,536
@previous (boof)
The crux of your argument is that one should spoon peas with their fork, a most incomprehensible folly
The crux of your argument is that one should spoon peas with their fork, a most incomprehensible folly
boof (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,541
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
that is most not my argument. never have I directed usage other than to use the concave side, which as any decorative elements on the instrument will show, is the top side. any further detail of technique is in your imagination.
that is most not my argument. never have I directed usage other than to use the concave side, which as any decorative elements on the instrument will show, is the top side. any further detail of technique is in your imagination.
Bringbackbeef replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,548
@1,447,374 (beef)
> Peas are the best example that comes to mind that shows the English style of holding a fork makes no sense.
One of your best comments.
Around 2:19 here. I don’t know why Gavin would have picked up the English method except probably being a Canadian.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V9bVnQPaj48&ra=m
> Peas are the best example that comes to mind that shows the English style of holding a fork makes no sense.
One of your best comments.
Around 2:19 here. I don’t know why Gavin would have picked up the English method except probably being a Canadian.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V9bVnQPaj48&ra=m
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 19 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,838
Behold Cowardly Boof, who didn't quote me properly so I wouldn't get the notification, still advocating for spooning with a fork over forking with a fork.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,885
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I don't rely upon notifications so I made no such assumption that you would require them. I simply visit the bumps page by default myself. Also, again with the spoon nonsense.
I don't rely upon notifications so I made no such assumption that you would require them. I simply visit the bumps page by default myself. Also, again with the spoon nonsense.
boof (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,886
@1,460,548 (Bringbackbeef)
Gavin is a self-serving faggot who made a career riding the fascist-friendly wave.
Gavin is a self-serving faggot who made a career riding the fascist-friendly wave.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,922
@1,460,885 (boof)
You deny that you are arguing for the merits of using the fork as a spoon, for the purpose of shovelling peas into your mouth as quickly as possible?
You deny that you are arguing for the merits of using the fork as a spoon, for the purpose of shovelling peas into your mouth as quickly as possible?
boof (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,270
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
again you invoke a comically absurd description from your frankly demented imagination
again you invoke a comically absurd description from your frankly demented imagination
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 6 days ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,279
@previous (boof)
Did you not say to me, how are you meant to eat a giant bowl of peas with the fork positioned properly
Did you not say to me, how are you meant to eat a giant bowl of peas with the fork positioned properly
boof (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,281
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
where did I mention a god damned bowl. not that it matters, but I don't recall eating cooked peas off of anything but a plate served with other foods upon it at the same time. maybe some oriental style serving, I can imagine bowls of different things. come to think of it, eating rice must be a god damned chore on the back of a fork.
where did I mention a god damned bowl. not that it matters, but I don't recall eating cooked peas off of anything but a plate served with other foods upon it at the same time. maybe some oriental style serving, I can imagine bowls of different things. come to think of it, eating rice must be a god damned chore on the back of a fork.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 5 days ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,342
@previous (boof)
Right in this very thread, you said unto me that I eat small portions and I would struggle with a heaping bowl of peas before they went cold.
Right in this very thread, you said unto me that I eat small portions and I would struggle with a heaping bowl of peas before they went cold.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 5 days ago, 19 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,343
And you eat rice with a spoon, just like you eat your bowl of peas
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,356
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boof (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 21 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,590
@1,461,342 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
you are the first to refer to a heap or a bowl
@1,461,343 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I would not use a spoon to eat rice. That's just weird. Would you?
you are the first to refer to a heap or a bowl
@1,461,343 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I would not use a spoon to eat rice. That's just weird. Would you?
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,603
boof (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,649
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
would use? I'm thinking that perhaps, you've never eaten rice
would use? I'm thinking that perhaps, you've never eaten rice
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 days ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,719
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@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> I don't eat the yellow man's food.
https://youtu.be/-DRQRDJKWUM
> I don't eat the yellow man's food.
https://youtu.be/-DRQRDJKWUM
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 days ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,751
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And with thisMr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc quadruple-posted this 3 days ago, 19 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,753
You’re choosing thisMr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc quintuple-posted this 3 days ago, 20 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,754
Over this?You need to stop playing games.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc sextuple-posted this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,756
Pho will make you believe in God.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc septuple-posted this 3 days ago, 5 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,757
That dish had me enjoying parts of a cow I never even thought about eating. Have you ever had tripe?
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Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 days ago, 46 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,764
I mean, it probably would, but I have a slight doubt.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,765
It’s probably bony though, it might spit it out.
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@1,461,751 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Bowl of wet cow vagina versus delicious hamburger, obviously I'm choosing the hamburger.
Bowl of wet cow vagina versus delicious hamburger, obviously I'm choosing the hamburger.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,462,214
milk, please.