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Topic: so I watched a youtube and got an idea for a magic act

boof started this discussion 3 weeks ago #136,219

You see, there was a time when a magician would have a lovely assistant. She'd look like she works off days at some Playboy men's club or some shit. Anyway, the act is this. You do your magic, and the lovely assistant bends over, ass to the crowd, and the taint part of her costume break away. The costume elastically retracts upward while she's still bend over. Then, she slowly pulls apart her ass cheeks.

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #1,445,994

Some of the best acts are real thinkers so this might be one to chew on. #feedingGeese

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,446,135

My cum is hardening into a solid that the US military can’t penetrate with bunker buster bombs.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,446,183

@previous (C)
mix that shit with pureed nigguh and you got a material that can scratch diamond and shatter it
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