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Topic: I work at analzon

Chocolate Man Eats started this discussion 1 week ago #136,156

Chocolate Man Eats (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,445,554

Since Analzon doesn’t offer salaries any longer, I opted to be paid via stock options. My only problem is I’m unsure whether I should liquidate my ass today for fear of the AI bubbly booty burst.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,445,619

@previous (Chocolate Man Eats)

> Since Analzon doesn’t offer salaries any longer, I opted to be paid via stock options. My only problem is I’m unsure whether I should liquidate my ass today for fear of the AI bubbly booty burst.

I wish these bubbles could be more contained so taxpayers and other investors don’t subsidize massive speculation by companies with market caps in the trillions. During the 1990s when Long-Term Capital Management shit the bed with its arbitrage model, Greenspan made its bank partners underwrite the bailout.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,445,632

Analzon laid everyone off, its all AI now, phony.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,445,633

@previous (C)
Wait until AI gets laid off by AGI.

Okay, now that I have posted cringe, we must never discuss the sentence I just uttered ever again until the end of the universe, plus three days, just to make sure the universe is dead.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,445,727

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
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