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Topic: Facts you didn’t know about Africa

Chocolate Man Eats started this discussion 6 days ago #136,153

This rock was discovered in Kenya in 1972. It may not seem significant but it comes from a rare geological formation and has been dated to be the oldest rock found in the entire world. It is actually older than the Earth itself and is believed to be a remnant of a previous planet that was destroyed in a supernova since it is carbon dated to be older even than our sun. It was discovered by a British geologist named Samuel Danielson. Samuel Danielson is widely known as not just a brilliant geologist, but he’s also a computer scientist and was one of the original employees at Apple when they were getting started back in the day. He was influential in the decision to build out Apple’s operating systems as Unix based, but he doesn’t get the credit he deserved. This rock was one of the fundamental discoveries that disproved creationism proving Joesph Stalin correct that God isn’t real, because this rock was dated to be exactly 5 years older than Jesus, proving that Jesus could not have possibly created this rock. It was created by an extraterrestrial entity far older than God.

Chocolate Man Eats joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 1 day later[^] [v] #1,445,747

Another fact is that africanoids do not actually have females! The governments of the world blow absolutely mindboggling amounts of taxpayer funds to pretend that black females exist, but the blunt truth is that black children are gestated anally. The seed of other men fuse into chimeric sperms inside the blacks anus, then impregnates the poo poo in large amounts, and the impregnated poo poos fight to the death for the right to be born, using the biomass of the losers as the body. This is why black men are generally smarter, faster, and cleverer than all other races.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,445,768

@previous (Chocolate Man Eats)
Racists are mentally retarded and gay as usual.

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Chocolate Man Eats replied with this 4 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,445,769

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Its good that your aware of your own failings tho
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