Topic: What idiots still pay to see Spider-Man movies?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #136,021

There have been 8 movies and 5 cartoons since 2000. It’s rebooted 1-2x per decade. Who gives a fuck.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,444,427

Would link to YouTube but it’s age restricted.

The new Superman is some of the most fucked up shit I’ve ever seen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pad5ai/ah_new_york_new_york/

beef joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,472

Never saw one of those movies.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,474

What I don't get is why they don't make a crossover of Spider-Man and Batman. It's so obvious, they're like the two biggest superheroes. If I was some big Hollywood executive, I would greenlight that shit so fast.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,486

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
Why would you impersonate me just to say something that mundane?

Fact Checker joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,487

Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Spider-Man_in_film
Spider-Man films have second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,488

@previous (Fact Checker)
Black Panther is better. It shows what the world will be like when Africa overtakes the white and asian countries.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,489

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
That’s not even what black panther is about tho

Fact Checker replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,491

@1,444,488 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
The question posed was :What idiots still pay to see Spider-Man movies?

My reply is based on facts and return on investments. Your reply has nothing to do with facts.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,501

@previous (Fact Checker)
Don’t worry some jealous loser is impersonating me so I didn’t even say that.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,515

@1,444,487 (Fact Checker)
Piss off, Lynne.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 56 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,527

@1,444,488 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)

> Black Panther is better. It shows what the world will be like when Africa overtakes the white and asian countries.

They have Vibranium. How could we get some Vibranium distributed throughout the sub-Saharan developing nations???

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,557

@1,444,487 (Fact Checker)

> Wikipedia
> https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Spider-Man_in_film
> Spider-Man films have second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.
> second highest-grossing film franchise of all time, collectively grossing over $11 billion worldwide.

This answers why studios persist in making them, not why idiots need to see the exact same film replicated multiple times per decade in different formats.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,559

@previous (J)
why do you care? you're not watching the movies.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,632

@previous (K)

> why do you care? you're not watching the movies.

Isn’t it interesting from a sociological perspective? Is the story like Bible stories people will read or watch endlessly? What makes the exact same thing with slight repackaging appealing to the tune of $11 billion?

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,691

@1,444,487 (Fact Checker)
Why did the new spider girl movie flop?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,791

@previous (Meta)

> Why did the new spider girl movie flop?

Because it was poorly written dreck.

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,958

@previous (N)
I heard only sexists hated it tho

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,388

Jean "Morally Grey" Phoenix in Brand New Day.
What did she do?
Tank Rampage ~ the explosive rounds on the auto-cannon killed no one? Attempted manslaughter on a black boy on a segway, attempted murder on a tour-bus, grevious damage when a bomb exploded in the tank.
Taunting Spiderman ~ makes an old guy run into incoming car, mentally rape MJ & PP, attempted murder/suicide of MJ
Hulk ~ she mind-rapes BB but it's ok as she is infinitely more tragic in her backstory, trivializes Pun-fisher's "my family is dead" trauma
Result: "They're never know how much you sacrificed for your traumatic past." How is Kill-grave Purple Man a villain but Jean Grey isn't?

Anonymous O double-posted this 1 hour ago, 26 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,389

@previous (O)
checkmate, feminists.

Minichan