Minichan

Topic: US cities with the best jack off culture?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #136,011

I’m part of a Jacking club in Chicago but I wanna try Jacking it off in New York.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,444,376

San Francisco is a good choice.

https://youtu.be/7VwEOyAcvJM

You know this man jerks it daily.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,377

You’d be amazed the number of people who never had the IQ to put two and two together that that logo means…

It’s really surprising.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,378

NYC yet only with invite to Taylor Swifts MSG shindig and I whip it out and jizz over her.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 26 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,380

@1,444,377 (B)
is it tits?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,394

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,401

Keep Egypt fertile!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,416

Masturbation is the sex life most minichanners can appreciate. Except for Matt, who cruises truck stops to provide relief to essential workers.

beef joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,476

@1,444,376 (B)
300k just for software engineer?

beef double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 37 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,478

Ameridumb boomers will be doing it to military flyovers in DC today

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 57 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,479

@1,444,476 (beef)
CS professors that also do research can make that much money at universities than rank well in CS actually.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,480

@1,444,478 (beef)
I’m trying to picture what that looks like, I’ve been to DC several times and there are always military helicopters flying around over there.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,481

@1,444,479 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
Of course, the two downsides are the tech companies over hired during covid during the work from home boom when everybody was online all the time and generative AI means they can automate more entry level work, so the barrier to entry is getting higher. People who get graduate degrees seem to have an easier time getting jobs.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,490

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
What this basically means is that when I get my degree I'm gonna be rich. You sad losers are going to stay on here being racist failures while I'll live in an AI house and be banging supermodels. Don't get mad! It's just how it is.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,492

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
Can you shut up and stop impersonating me? It makes you look pathetic and jealous.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 2 weeks ago, 48 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,493

I am so much smarter and more successful than you racist idiots that it's not even funny. I used to get this shit all the time in school, fucking white racists laughing at me and calling me angry, but now I'm gonna get rich and I'll be the one on top. Fucking Brian, you shouldn't have laughed at me.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 2 weeks ago, 47 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,494

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
Your name is Brian?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 weeks ago, 11 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,495

@1,444,490 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
and be banging supermodels?????????????????

Taylor Swift will not be among what you will have. Plus a guess is all you end up with is your right and left hands.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 2 weeks ago, 48 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,496

@previous (C)
What is it with you and Taylor Swift?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,497

@1,444,492 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
Fuck off with you mind games you racist idiot. You wish you could be me. I'm not even affected by you impersonating me, I think it's funny. Dumb white racist who pretended to be a successful black man on the internet. You couldn't make that shit up! And I'm not even going to think about you anymore when I stop posting here, you're just a tool I use to amuse myself.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,498

@1,444,495 (C)
Seriously, why do you bring her up? What is it with you and Taylor Swift? Are you one of those Nazis who love her because she's white and blonde? That's some sad parasocial shit.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,499

@1,444,497 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
This is just sad.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,500

What kind of jealous insecure loser goes and impersonates somebody else online because they’re upset I say positive things about my own people from time to time? If you have to put other people down to feel good about yourself, you can’t possibly be that impressive yourself.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,503

@1,444,496 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)

> What is it with you and Taylor Swift?

Me thinks it's just great they chose Adam Sandler to act as the official. Looking up why, ends up with his connection to the couple even before they met each other.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 2 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,504

I'm going to make this really simple for everyone. If there's someone posting stupid and embarrassing shit under my name, it isn't me. Okay? Okay.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,506

@1,444,416 (G)

> Masturbation is the sex life most minichanners can appreciate. Except for Matt, who cruises truck stops to provide relief to essential workers.

Why is Matt appearing in my threads? This has nothing to do with Matt. And if he’s so good at oral how do I get him to suck me off?

anon replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,507

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)

> > Masturbation is the sex life most minichanners can appreciate. Except for Matt, who cruises truck stops to provide relief to essential workers.
>
> Why is Matt appearing in my threads? This has nothing to do with Matt. And if he’s so good at oral how do I get him to suck me off?

He would only suck your asshole.

anon joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,509

My mammy says I’m the smartest nigguh ever! Raping nigguhs!

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,516

San Diego
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