Topic: Death
Mr. Bloody Lemonade started this discussion 3 weeks ago #135,918
When you die do you want to be embalmed and why?I can see it both ways. Decaying is gross, but then when they embalm you they drain your blood, replace it with formaldehyde, super glue your eyelids shut, and they use this thing called a needle injector to puncture a hole in your maxilla to wire your mouth shut.
So anyway, what do you all think about this?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #1,443,341
Nothing weird about never decaying like a McDouble.Rizz⚝Master joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,359
I plan to have my nude body smeared in skunk spray and shot through the window of an all-girls boarding school classroom in the middle of the day via cannon, then if there are any substantial pieces left have it gathered up and shot through another window until the remains fail to break through the glass and then have the skunk/retard jelly left there to rot.