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Topic: How to hump a pillow as a guy?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #135,880

I've tried this multiple times before with varying success rate, but I need an ultimate guide to get the best orgasm every time

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,442,945

Maybe you gotta start with a leg? Anyways, found this for you

https://soundgasm.net/u/Goddess_By_Night/Drop-Your-Pants-Hump-My-Leg

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,946

Doesn't answer my question but thanks

boof joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,951

you need to shop for a pillow and test the various types out. they sell them with varying amounts of firmness and some pillows are more fuckable than others.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 53 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,955

Get your dick between the bottom of the pillow and a nice silk sheet.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,037

fold it in half, and shove a feefee in the crease

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,171

Vigorously.

Anonymous F double-posted this 3 months ago, 17 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,172

Put your back into it.

Anonymous F triple-posted this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,173

@1,443,037 (E)

> feefee

Yo boys, the government called, we just won a free trip to Iran!

https://youtu.be/XpcCu-_Fekc?t=35s

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 10 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,234

OP
You may need to go to several mattress stores. Find one with a sales lady that is ATTRACTIVE.
Ask her for a suggestion. Be open and honest with her.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 months ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,271

@1,443,173 (F)
brown hands

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,148

Hey, bros, I am back.

Tried with the sofa pillows. Top 10 best orgasms I ever had. Humping pillows make me cum harder for some reason. Unsure what the pillow's cover's material is, else would share. It has like... lines of cervices? Not sure how to explain it. It just feels good. I hump it from time to time when my hand just gets too boring, or when the porn is too good.

Wet the pillow too much with cum (and sweat?) once. Had me using a blow-dry on a fucking pillow at 3 in the morning, LOL

Edit: Typo

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,149

@previous (A)

You can spend time cleaning or do it like a responsible dog

Anon replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,152

@1,460,148 (A)
Crusty pillow.
Maybe baggie with lube between two pillows. My cousin showed me how she used a pillow to bring her off.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,157

My question is. why don't you just hump a girl or maybe even a homo's asshole? It seems yo me it would feel better than a pillow. Just saying.

Lady Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 19 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,391

@1,443,173 (F)
Why? They're talking about a glove

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 12 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,511

@1,460,152 (Anon)
Usually, I don't always let myself cum. Edging like this feels so good. I just shared about that one time I couldn't keep it in anymore, which I thought was kinda funny. Also, I don't know whether your female cousin's method would work for me, but I'll give it a shot, I guess

@1,460,149 (H)
A condom doesn't work well, IMO

@1,460,157 (I)
At a very lonely stage of my life and I am not homosexual

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 13 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,583

@previous (A)
You might consider a male sex toy. Fleshlight or a simple tube you insert into.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,858

@previous (K)
Already got one. My goal isn't exactly to cum. It's more like making it interesting

Anonymous G replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,864

@previous (A)
You could fuck a couch as are VP did.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,010

I use girl’s chest pillows
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