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Topic: FAO: Killer Lettuce

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 hours ago #135,839

If you could go back in time to the Roman ear and live the rest of your life. What type of person would you be and what role you take.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 41 minutes later[^] [v] #1,442,728

This is easy. I want to be in the early Pax Romana, before the Antonine Plague breaks out. I'll live under Hadrian and Antoninus Pius as that's a largely peaceful era, so mostly in 117 to 161.

I'd be an Equestrian. Independently wealthly and affluent, but none of that Senatorial stuff to worry about. I'd have a business growing or some other lucrative consumables that Romans will always buy, and would spend my days reading all of the cool shit that would be lost in the present, and doing stuff like going to the Colosseum and watching shows.

Apart from things like the lack of modern medicine and technology it would actually be a pretty good life, even by modern standards.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,729

Close second choice- go back in time and stop Elagabalus from being killed, and try to keep his reign going for as long as possible, and see how badly it fucks up the timeline. Also bring some LSD with me so he gets even worse.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 10 minutes ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,733

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Call it "Sauce of the Gods" and tell him Hermes visited you to give you the recipe of Ambrosia.
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