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Topic: Accidental farting during yoga class

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #135,832

Does it happen?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,442,683

Probably but not as often as you want it to. You probably fap fantasizing about hot white bitches in tight yoga pants releasing tremendous earth shaking farts while executing downward dog pose.

You're sick, OP. Get help before it's too late and the jews get the best of you.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,744

You don’t want to fart in yoga class. Yoga feels great but it’s also about meeting healthy women with tight bodies. And you get to see what they look like.

Contrast with the skanks I liked in my youth, whose hard nights, drinking, smoking, and bad diets ruined them by 30-35.
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