Topic: Portal to heaven located
Unknown started this discussion 1 month ago #135,786
Unknown (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,442,485
Is Jesus real?This is your last call for the next flight to the afterlife!
Unknown (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,486
If you don’t self deport, you will be forcefully deported at an undisclosed time.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 46 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,487
@1,442,485 (Unknown)
> Is Jesus real?
What we know for real. This is the same Jesus that had to punch his way through his mothers hymen, in order to exit.
Then this Jesus dies and becomes a Ghost. So NOW millions of people believe in this Ghost.
The 9-11 incident in New York kinda proves that prayers to this Jesus were useless. Those on the planes who prayed to Allah, had a more better outcome.
> Is Jesus real?
What we know for real. This is the same Jesus that had to punch his way through his mothers hymen, in order to exit.
Then this Jesus dies and becomes a Ghost. So NOW millions of people believe in this Ghost.
The 9-11 incident in New York kinda proves that prayers to this Jesus were useless. Those on the planes who prayed to Allah, had a more better outcome.
Unknown joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,594
Unknown double-posted this 1 month ago, 35 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,595
Good thing Muslims don’t believe in Jesus.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,614
@1,442,594 (Unknown)
> Yeah, the guys on the plane were the smart guys because at least they survived! 🤪
No because they had in their mind a quick passage to Heaven, with an instant harem with 72 Virgins.
> Yeah, the guys on the plane were the smart guys because at least they survived! 🤪
No because they had in their mind a quick passage to Heaven, with an instant harem with 72 Virgins.