Topic: I think i now know why I always have skid marks.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 5 hours ago #135,767

Im a big farter by nature and after taking a massive shit today I farted hard an hour later. I decided to check and noticed i had farted out a bit of shit. So Im probably not massively farting daily. Im shitting myself daily.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 hours ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,442,315

Never trust the fart. 🌚

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 hours ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,317

Adjust your fiber intake, sit a minute longer to make sure your empty, and hire Matt as an underwear inspector.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 4 hours ago, 36 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,320

> Expect Svet
> Get Svet

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 hours ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,331

@1,442,317 (C)
Showers, fiber, boxers - in that order. Agreed. You could even cut Matt out at that point as there won't be any.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,337

Just use a portable enema kit. In public settings, stand up and spray the walls like an alpha. Mark that territory, bro!

Handsome Squidward joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,349

Do you have a toilet fetish or something? You have a habit of posting pictures of yourself on the toilet. What is this?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,352

> i figured out why i have skid marks
> its because i'm shitting myself

truly a genius mind at work here

Anonymous F replied with this 46 minutes ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,364

@previous (H)

> >i figured out why i have skid marks
> >its because i'm shitting myself
>
> truly a genius mind at work here

He missed a few weeks of potty training while solving Fermat’s Last Theorem. Cut diaper boy some slack!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 minutes ago, 43 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,368

It happens to everyone

Anonymous F replied with this 2 minutes ago, 53 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,369

They need to invent a manpon, a hybrid between a butt plug and a tampon. The result: Agreeably dilated and whistle clean!

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