Topic: I think i now know why I always have skid marks.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 month ago #135,767
Im a big farter by nature and after taking a massive shit today I farted hard an hour later. I decided to check and noticed i had farted out a bit of shit. So Im probably not massively farting daily. Im shitting myself daily.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,442,315
Never trust the fart. 🌚
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,317
Adjust your fiber intake, sit a minute longer to make sure your empty, and hire Matt as an underwear inspector.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 36 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,320
> Expect Svet
> Get Svet
> Get Svet
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,331
@1,442,317 (C)
Showers, fiber, boxers - in that order. Agreed. You could even cut Matt out at that point as there won't be any.
Showers, fiber, boxers - in that order. Agreed. You could even cut Matt out at that point as there won't be any.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,337
Just use a portable enema kit. In public settings, stand up and spray the walls like an alpha. Mark that territory, bro!
Handsome Squidward joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,349
Do you have a toilet fetish or something? You have a habit of posting pictures of yourself on the toilet. What is this?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,352
> i figured out why i have skid marks
> its because i'm shitting myself
truly a genius mind at work here
> its because i'm shitting myself
truly a genius mind at work here
Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,364
@previous (H)
> >i figured out why i have skid marks
> >its because i'm shitting myself
>
> truly a genius mind at work here
He missed a few weeks of potty training while solving Fermat’s Last Theorem. Cut diaper boy some slack!
> >i figured out why i have skid marks
> >its because i'm shitting myself
>
> truly a genius mind at work here
He missed a few weeks of potty training while solving Fermat’s Last Theorem. Cut diaper boy some slack!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 43 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,368
It happens to everyone
Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 53 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,369
They need to invent a manpon, a hybrid between a butt plug and a tampon. The result: Agreeably dilated and whistle clean!
Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,376
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,380
I recommend having a buttplug that you wear 24/7, and only remove to shit. It would eliminate your skid mark problem.
Handsome Squidward joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,381
boof replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,385
@previous (Handsome Squidward)
Try cleaning yourself with some pears brand soap; once you skin is cleaned of skidmarks, you might be surprised.
Try cleaning yourself with some pears brand soap; once you skin is cleaned of skidmarks, you might be surprised.
Handsome Squidward replied with this 1 month ago, 56 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,386
boof replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,387
Handsome Squidward replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,389
boof replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,392
@previous (Handsome Squidward)
Like i says, you just gotta clean the skid marks off your skin and youd be surprised.
Like i says, you just gotta clean the skid marks off your skin and youd be surprised.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,428
Spongetits joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 43 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,429
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,492
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,442,498
This thread has legs!