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Topic: Elon’s Mars obsession is another scam.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #135,618

Who wants to live on a desolate and deadly planet? You’d live in some biosphere hoping the gravity generator works. Terraforming isn’t possible with existing tech and would be a ridiculous waste of resources.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,441,082

Fun facts about Mars:

1. It is colder than Antarctica

2. The soil is toxic to humans

3. It has 1% the atmospheric density of Earth

4. The ground is red and so is the sky

Sounds like a fun existence to me.

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Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,083

Did I mention that the reason why Mars doesn’t have a dense atmosphere is because Mars has a weaker magnetic field than Earth which means it isn’t protected from the solar wind which has stripped away the Martian atmosphere? This means the surface radiation level on Mars is 50 times higher than it is on Earth. So that’s fun for your odds of developing cancer.

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Mr. Bloody Lemonade triple-posted this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,087

Tbh I don’t get why people think that if Elon is a trillionaire and he goes to Mars that Mars will be some futuristic paradise instead of a place that’s poorer than the poorest third world country on this planet because it’s harder to survive there than it is to survive on the poorest third world country on the planet here. I’m just saying, when Europeans started settling in North America, in Jamestown they had a thing called starving time where the European settlers resorted to cannibalism, and that’s on Earth where you can actually breathe the air.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,090

> gravity generator

Not a real thing, for a Mars colony at least.

Rotating space stations can generate artificial "gravity" though.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,091

@previous (C)
Gravity is interesting, because we know that mass and energy are equivalent and that it bends space, but if you start looking into why, it’s sorta, we just know that it does. All the sci fi space time bending technologies are probably impossible unless there’s some way to bend space other than making a really heavy object, like a planet.

Gravity assist is cool though. You can use gravity to slingshot yourself ahead of a plant.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,092

Apparently there was some theory that maybe gravity had a force carrying particle called a graviton but apparently there’s no evidence they exist so it’s probably fundamentally different from every other fundamental force.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade triple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,093

Like magnetism is a force and you can make an electromagnet turn on and off because photons are the force carrier of magnetism. But gravity is just space bending so there’s probably no force carrier so you probably can’t turn it on and off which is super lame of the universe to work that way.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,094

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 month ago, 40 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,095

@previous (D)
Did I mention your mother is homosexual?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,098

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
I don't not beacuse your mother get fuc.k.ed by many

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,100

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
If white people are so great, why’d you just send a picture of a white girl shitting all over her own face? Have you ever thought about that or is your peanut brain too small?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,102

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,103

@1,441,082 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)

> Fun facts about Mars:
>
> 1. It is colder than Antarctica
>
> 2. The soil is toxic to humans
>
> 3. It has 1% the atmospheric density of Earth
>
> 4. The ground is red and so is the sky
>
> Sounds like a fun existence to me.

Thanks to you I learned something. I looked up the soil and it’s filled with perchlorates (chlorine salts), which is highly toxic and kills plants and poisons water. Add in arsenic, beryllium, and chromium. You’d need to saturate the planet with super bacteria to treat it.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,104

@1,441,100 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)

> If white people are so great, why’d you just send a picture of a white girl shitting all over her own face? Have you ever thought about that or is your peanut brain too small?

I believe she’s Japanese. You’ve been belatedly introduced to shock picture classic Tubgirl, who occupies a holy trinity with goatse and Lemon Party. On a Mars thread, no less.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,105

@1,441,103 (A)
It turns out 4 billion years of evolution on the same planet in the same chemical environment can cause the most random unexpected problems on another planet.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,106

@1,441,104 (A)
Yeah, I’m just gonna say she was white, because it fits my narrative better.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade triple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,107

Asians aren’t perfect, but the Japanese have enough problems already. They don’t really need that. We can just blame somebody else. They still need to repair their relationship with Korea.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,114

https://www.instagram.com/maki.balgowlah
Send Elon to mars

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,149

@1,441,091 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)

> Gravity is interesting, because we know that mass and energy are equivalent and that it bends space, but if you start looking into why, it’s sorta, we just know that it does. All the sci fi space time bending technologies are probably impossible unless there’s some way to bend space other than making a really heavy object, like a planet.
>
> Gravity assist is cool though. You can use gravity to slingshot yourself ahead of a plant.

Mars’ gravity is 0.38, which would destroy our musculoskeletal structure. Apparently we could survive above the clouds of Venus in dirigibles. But why? And who would want to? I mean other than for an Antarctic like expedition.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,178

@1,441,114 (F)
Delicious

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,202

I think that giant Halos in earth orbit is better, rotating could make the gravity and you could get billions in all the halos, and the magnetosphere protects you.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,204

@1,441,149 (G)

Martians would evolve and be longer, slimmer, more bird-like, with more sensitive eyes. They wouldn't be able to go to Earth which would have crushing gravity to them.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,212

It's why AI is such a crucial technology. How are you going to fund something that would require a trillion dollars a day or something like that, and only show result, not profit, after who knows how long?

We gotta use AI to invent better technologies and in the end, clone the first generation on each planet.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,290

@previous (J)
retarded post
https://files.catbox.moe/jext87.webm

Anonymous J replied with this 1 month ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,295

@previous (K)

It's the only viable option. Also, you can stuff your link up your ass

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,297

@1,441,212 (J)

> How are you going to fund something that would require a trillion dollars a day or something like that, and only show result, not profit, after who knows how long?

The only question nobody asks about OpenAI and Anthropic

Anonymous K replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,299

@1,441,295 (J)
retarded post

Anonymous J replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,302

@1,441,297 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)

And now SpaceX too apparently

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,441,462

Project Hail Mary?
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