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I'm Mabel. I'm going back to high school to earn my degree after a little while. This place seems fun, and it's so lovely to meet you dearies! This is my high school.
Mabel (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,441,003
My goodness how times have changed! This high school allows girls to try out for the football team! I'm feeling so young and happy now with all my new classmates and friends that I am trying out for the team! What if I become Prom Queen too? Oh, my!
Mabel (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,441,070
A boy, Tyler, passed me a note in class saying that he has a crush on me! Well, Tyler is friends with Madeleine, and I just know she likes him. What am I to do? He is cute!
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 5 days ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,441,115
Oh, goodness! I think I've started a kerfuffle! Tyler stopped by to watch a movie, and we ended up kissing (he is 18). Well, his friend Madeleine who has a massive crush on him caught us and is angry! What will I do?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 28 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,441,137
After Madeleine caught Tyler and me making out last night on my sofa, she is angry at school today! She told me to meet her after school in the parking lot to fight her for Tyler! Oh, goodness. I want nothing to do with that. But if she does, that young lady should remember that I survived the Great Depression and World War II.
Mabel (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 49 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,441,138
I can't believe it. I met Madeleine in the parking lot after school to make peace and to offer to bake her cookies. She shouted at me and said I stole Tyler from her. She shoved me. As I said, I survived the Great Depression and World War II. I had no choice but to teach this insolent young lady a lesson. I seem to be some sort of hero among my fellow students now. Apparently, Madeleine was a bully who scared the students. I feel bad about this, and I plan to bake her some cookies to make up for it. High school is thrilling, but I am sorry it had to come to this! I just want to make friends.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,441,184
@1,441,163 (E) @previous (F) > Matt! Matt! Every single poster ever is Matt!! I hate it when a poster has a high quality thread instead of saying some retarded chant like Rapin Niggus
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,441,390
Oh, this is so fun and exhausting! I made both the cheerleading squad and the football team! Tonight's the big game, so I am cheering and playing! That's why I am wearing my football uniform while cheering. I cheer, then run in and play, then go cheer again, over and over! I'm so popular in high school this time around!