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Topic: Imagine being brown

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago #135,502

Lolololol

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,439,884

Being brown actually makes you significantly less likely to die from skin cancer.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,885

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
But way more likely to die from basically anything else. Especially gun violence.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 hour ago, 6 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,886

I’m just saying, you can easily look up studies on the rates of the prevalence of skin cancer in black South Africans vs white South Africans. The reason everybody in Africa is black is because you’re more likely to die in Africa if you’re white.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,887

@1,439,885 (C)
It depends on your perspective, in the United States maybe, but globally, black people are actually less likely to die from gun related deaths than white people.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 29 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,888

The reason comes down to two things. First, gun ownership by country.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade quadruple-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,889

Then second, gun related homicides per capita.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade quintuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,890

The Americas have more gun deaths than other parts of the world and there are more white people in the Americas, so I’m willing to bet it works out to be that blacks are actually less likely to die in firearm related incidents than white people are.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade sextuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 6 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,893

If anything, in the modern world, it’s probably ideal to be brown from the perspective of you won’t get vitamin D deficiency in Europe and you won’t get skin cancer in Africa. Hundreds of years ago when people didn’t travel it was better to be black in Africa and white in Europe, but now it’s probably better to be something in the middle.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,894

@1,439,886 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
advantages of being brown:
*can take more sunlight(mostly undermined by paleskins generally being intelligent enough to trivialize this "weakness")
*resistance to malaria(LOL, browns lived among sewage long enough to evolve a resistance to it)
*resistance to designated shitting streets(repeat of above)

disadvantages of being brown:
*mental and physical illness that grows in severity the further north you go, due to requiring a more sunlight
*lol, sickle cell anemia(this is technically a product of inbreeding)
*extreme body odor makes hunting more difficult
*literally more retarded than gorillas

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,895

Of course you’ll hear news about a lot of bad things happening in Africa so it can seem like more people are dying from gun related violence there than is actually the case. The Mercator projection distorts the true size of Africa, you have to keep in mind the place is this big. So a lot of terrible stuff can be happening there, and they can be less likely to die from gun violence at the same time. It’s not contradictory in any way.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,896

@1,439,894 (D)
Okay, I don’t have any problem with your assertion that a gorilla is smarter than I am. Let’s throw you in an enclosure with this guy and let you two sort everything out. I’m sure you and this gorilla will have an intelligent conversation and you’ll be much happier dealing with him.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,897

If anything, I’d love to see you get along one on one with a gorilla. I have nothing against this.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade quadruple-posted this 1 hour ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,899

I’m just saying, this is what a woman looks like after a chimpanzee attack. Gorillas are a lot stronger than chimpanzees. If you’d rather go talk with a high IQ gorilla than a low IQ black human like me, go ahead. No objections from me.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade quintuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,900

And yeah, I accept it. You’re a high IQ white guy, you recognized that gorillas are more intelligent than black people. And you know what? I think you’re completely right. Go talk to a gorilla. 🦍

Mr. Bloody Lemonade sextuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,901

I’m just saying, you think you’re smart for this opinion…

Mr. Bloody Lemonade septuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 54 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,902

Human

Mr. Bloody Lemonade octuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 19 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,903

Chimpanzee

Anonymous D replied with this 1 hour ago, 52 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,904

@1,439,896 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)
> grabs black creature on my way in
> offer to share the black creature with harambe jr
> spitroasts the black creature, and gives Hjr the juicy end as a professional courtesy.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,905

I’m just saying, you see what chimpanzees look like, chimpanzees weigh about 100 pounds, a gorilla can weigh 500 pounds. I’m not questioning my own intelligence here. I’m fine with my intelligence. I’m questioning your intelligence.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 1 hour ago, 7 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,906

I don’t even care that you made the assertion that gorillas are smarter than black people. Maybe you read something somewhere that said gorillas are smarter than black people. It’s just, you do have to be aware what your own level of intelligence has to be in order to believe that. You do have to understand that. Right? Surely you have to understand to in order to have the IQ required to think that gorillas are something you’d rather deal with than black humans, that says a lot. The only two ways that can happen is either: you have a suicidal level of hatred or you have a suicidal level of retardation, or probably both at the same time.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,907

And it’s not even suicidal, it’s worse than being suicidal. People who kill themselves usually don’t do this to themselves. That’s an entire different level of hating others more than you love yourself. That’s hating others more than you hate yourself, and hating yourself so much you’d be willing to lynch yourself. You’ve gotta understand just how low you are. Just how subhuman that is.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 56 minutes ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,908

Even the concept of comparing blacks to gorillas or chimpanzees or whatever to feel some sense of superiority is stupid. A chimpanzee is a wild animal. They’re not stupid, they’re very intelligent animals, that are stronger than humans, that don’t have self control. If you don’t have a gun you’re not going to win a fight with a chimpanzee. Like I get we’re humans and we like to have this opinion that our lives are more important than animals, wild animals don’t care about any of that. It’s so stupid.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade double-posted this 53 minutes ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,909

I’m just saying, a dog can kill you. People get killed by dogs all the time, a human brain is three times larger than a chimp brain, we’re obviously smarter than chimpanzees, but chances are you’ve never encountered an animal in your life that’s that close to your own intelligence. I’m just saying if you have this whole attitude like you’re superior and you go out into the forest somewhere in Africa and come across a bunch of wild chimpanzees thinking because you’re a human you’re totally safe, like… oh my god.

boof joined in and replied with this 29 minutes ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,912

it's not easy...

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 minutes ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,439,913

@1,439,899 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade)

> I’m just saying, this is what a woman looks like after a chimpanzee attack. Gorillas are a lot stronger than chimpanzees. If you’d rather go talk with a high IQ gorilla than a low IQ black human like me, go ahead. No objections from me.

When someone is that grievously mutilated I wonder if saving the person’s life truly falls under “do not harm.”
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