Topic: What's your goal in life?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,550
My only goal in life is to own a private shark tank with a tunnel walkway through it. After accomplishing my only goal in life I will spend the rest of my life looking after the shark and cleaning the shark tank.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later[^] [v] #242,760
To achieve my goal in life.
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Triptych !6Suckfishs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #242,761
I want to hop freight trains across the country.
Also there's a place in Cardiff I'd like to find, if it's still there by then.
Also there's a place in Cardiff I'd like to find, if it's still there by then.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #242,762
Replicate the McRib to McDonalds grade quality, invent a holiday that falls between Christmas and Thanksgiving, bottle feed a baby panda.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,764
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,765
@242,762 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> invent a holiday that falls between Christmas and Thanksgiving
Halloween?
> invent a holiday that falls between Christmas and Thanksgiving
Halloween?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,766
Kill all humans.
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,767
@242,764 (A)
Nah. A shop. The sign's all faded out, but the guy I talked to called it The Hole. It sells shrunken heads and Nazi memorabilia.
Also I'm not sure, but I think there might be tunnels under Cardiff. I'd like to find one.
Nah. A shop. The sign's all faded out, but the guy I talked to called it The Hole. It sells shrunken heads and Nazi memorabilia.
Also I'm not sure, but I think there might be tunnels under Cardiff. I'd like to find one.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,768
@242,762 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
> McDonalds grade quality
That's not setting the bar very high.
@242,766 (E)
How many have you got so far?
> McDonalds grade quality
That's not setting the bar very high.
@242,766 (E)
How many have you got so far?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,770
@242,767 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
What sort of Nazi memorabilia? Do they have those awesome caps that SS officers had?
What sort of Nazi memorabilia? Do they have those awesome caps that SS officers had?
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,771
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't know. If so, though, that would be pretty cool. The shrunken heads would be awesome in and of themselves.
I don't know. If so, though, that would be pretty cool. The shrunken heads would be awesome in and of themselves.
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,773
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,774
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,775
@242,771 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
Fun fact: shrunken heads were outlawed in America in 1940 because too many were being smuggled in or something like that.
But yes, shrunken heads are pretty cool in a "what the fuck" sort of way.
Fun fact: shrunken heads were outlawed in America in 1940 because too many were being smuggled in or something like that.
But yes, shrunken heads are pretty cool in a "what the fuck" sort of way.
Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,776
Have a nice house, a white picket fence and a super computer with 1,000 terrabytes
ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,777
My main goal is to get a move to a country manor in Eastern North Dakota with a beautiful Nordic wife to a job which pays a 6-digit salary so that I can raise at least 6 children.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,778
@242,773 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
But imagine the McRib as made by a seasoned chef instead of a teenager working at McDonalds. It would be glorious!
But imagine the McRib as made by a seasoned chef instead of a teenager working at McDonalds. It would be glorious!
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,780
@242,775 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh. Huh, d'you know why they were being smuggled in? It doesn't seem like they had much ritual significance in America, and no other significance.
Oh. Huh, d'you know why they were being smuggled in? It doesn't seem like they had much ritual significance in America, and no other significance.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,781
@242,765 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
> > invent a holiday that falls between Christmas and Thanksgiving
> Halloween?
Halloween comes before Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe a holiday that comes before Halloween and another that falls between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
> > invent a holiday that falls between Christmas and Thanksgiving
> Halloween?
Halloween comes before Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe a holiday that comes before Halloween and another that falls between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,782
@242,780 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
From what I remember, they were paying tribes to give up theirs. They became very popular in America, right up until 1940. At this point the government took issue with people vying for shrunken heads and outlawed them.
From what I remember, Americans just wanted them for the novelty really.
From what I remember, they were paying tribes to give up theirs. They became very popular in America, right up until 1940. At this point the government took issue with people vying for shrunken heads and outlawed them.
From what I remember, Americans just wanted them for the novelty really.
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,783
@242,781 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh, lol. You have Thanksgiving in November. Faggotry.
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
...Well, that's just silly. People should be able to have all the shrunken heads they wish.
Oh, lol. You have Thanksgiving in November. Faggotry.
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
...Well, that's just silly. People should be able to have all the shrunken heads they wish.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,784
@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
I agree. Somebody needs to campaign to lagalise shrunken heads in America.
I agree. Somebody needs to campaign to lagalise shrunken heads in America.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,785
@242,783 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
It's trafficking human remains of a real person and it's macabre as shit.
It's trafficking human remains of a real person and it's macabre as shit.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,786
Fuck bitches.Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,787
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,788
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,789
@242,787 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
Yes. He should sloganise this to win over the rich white people. They love shrunken heads.
@242,784 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> lagalise
Why do you never help me, auto-correct? I never have this problem with a keyboard.
Yes. He should sloganise this to win over the rich white people. They love shrunken heads.
@242,784 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> lagalise
Why do you never help me, auto-correct? I never have this problem with a keyboard.
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,794
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I would keep shrunken heads in my window or my doorway. And then perform rituals.
I would keep shrunken heads in my window or my doorway. And then perform rituals.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,797
@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
I would sew them onto the bodies of dead cats and start a marionette act.
I would sew them onto the bodies of dead cats and start a marionette act.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,803
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,808
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,813
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,815
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,816
@242,808 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
With it without the shrunken heads? What about throwing dead people at cats?
With it without the shrunken heads? What about throwing dead people at cats?
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,822
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,823
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,824
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,826
@242,815 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
I would probably be eaten by the shark at some point anyway. Whichever one of us dies first will be eaten by the other, anyway.
I would probably be eaten by the shark at some point anyway. Whichever one of us dies first will be eaten by the other, anyway.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,827
@242,816 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Create a shrunken head gun to shoot cats. Throw the cats at people to stun them while you take their head to get more ammo for your head gun.
Create a shrunken head gun to shoot cats. Throw the cats at people to stun them while you take their head to get more ammo for your head gun.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,828
@242,824 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
I'd chain you up in a WalMart so the rednecks could come by and spit tobacco on you and their little children could poke you with sticks.
I'd chain you up in a WalMart so the rednecks could come by and spit tobacco on you and their little children could poke you with sticks.
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,829
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
But they'd think I'm Mexican. They wouldn't know my true identity at all so I'd just be loling the entire time.
But they'd think I'm Mexican. They wouldn't know my true identity at all so I'd just be loling the entire time.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,830
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,832
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,833
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,838
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,845
@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
But you'd just slow it down and waste gas. Nah I'm thinking more massive blood loss due to cactus related injuries.
But you'd just slow it down and waste gas. Nah I'm thinking more massive blood loss due to cactus related injuries.
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,849
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Being sodomized by a cactus? That might work. Only if machetes are involved. With slashing open the stomach and pulling out intestines like wet shiny ribbons. :'3
Being sodomized by a cactus? That might work. Only if machetes are involved. With slashing open the stomach and pulling out intestines like wet shiny ribbons. :'3
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,856
@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
In a public place? Not execution in a public square or anything but something more subtle like on a city bus.
In a public place? Not execution in a public square or anything but something more subtle like on a city bus.
Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,859
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Sure. While children watch, silenced by horror. Then one of them will sob or scream, breaking the spell for the rest, at which point all hell breaks loose.
Sure. While children watch, silenced by horror. Then one of them will sob or scream, breaking the spell for the rest, at which point all hell breaks loose.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,864
@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
Even better. Or you could ask a stranger to disembowel you. Just pick a random house and ring the doorbell.
Even better. Or you could ask a stranger to disembowel you. Just pick a random house and ring the doorbell.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,865
Wow, 48 replies in just one hour. Could this become my most-replied-to topic of all time?
The answer is "no, it can't"
The answer is "no, it can't"
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Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,870
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,873
@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
Probably not. But they'd likely answer and agree to disembowel you. Or maybe they'd offer you some Starburst and beers or something.
Probably not. But they'd likely answer and agree to disembowel you. Or maybe they'd offer you some Starburst and beers or something.
green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,892
Talking giant tortoise.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,898
@previous (green !6PPj7P5Iag)
thats not even possible pick something possible you ball washless cunt
thats not even possible pick something possible you ball washless cunt
advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,904
I'd love to become a famous writer.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,954
My only goal in life it to do what I fucking want and get away with it.
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,956
--Nothing-- To become a bitter alcoholic
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âá´¥â joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,957
I just want to be legitimately happy. Oh, and to be a pharmacist. Aww yee.
green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #243,151
@242,898 (A)
Stop crushing other people's dreams you bastard! See, I can be mean too :P change your dream to getting laid kid.
Stop crushing other people's dreams you bastard! See, I can be mean too :P change your dream to getting laid kid.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #243,153
mine is to eventually become like the creepy vet. janitor at my college; this guy gets all da bitches.pic related
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #243,155
To acquire at least 35 different kinds of hats within my lifespan.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #243,156
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #243,283
@243,151 (green !6PPj7P5Iag)
> kid.
i know what you tried to convey using this word and it worked for a few seconds but then i remembered that you used to constantly cry on minichan about how nobody loves you and laughed
> kid.
i know what you tried to convey using this word and it worked for a few seconds but then i remembered that you used to constantly cry on minichan about how nobody loves you and laughed