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On Thursday I was at target because my microwave is busted up but I didn’t really feel like waiting for one from Amazon and I’d rather see it in person to really know its quality because of all this cheap Chinese shit. That’s why I was out, the incident didn’t happen in target, it happened in Best Buy which is next to target, because I’m thinking of upgrading my phone and I’m not sure if I might want to switch to iOS. So I figured I might as well buy an SSD while I was there because like, basically I have a MacBook and the drive I’ve been using for Time Machine is like 80% full so I thought I’d get a 2TB drive instead of a 1Tb drive. And while I was looking at these SSDs I noticed a hard drive that was 4TB and I didn’t realize it wasn’t an SSD at first so I almost bought it because it was so cheap but while I was standing in line I was looking at the box more closely and realized it was an HDD, which is slower and worse. But it turns out, Thailand makes a lot of hard drives, and I noticed on the box that it was made in Thailand, and that made me think of trannies. My dick got so goddamn hard it was so painful and throbbing and I was wearing sweatpants, so you could see my boner, and I just couldn’t deal with it. So I kinda bent down, sort of squatted down I guess, to hide my penis so the security camera couldn’t see, and I reach in my pants and I touch my shit a little bit, I gave it a rub or two. Then I realize I’m gonna get caught. I stand up, I go walk out the door with the hard drive not even thinking about it, some dude yells at me, I start running. Anyway, I’m a little scared now, I’ve been panicking, I’m not sure if the police are after me, but I’ve turned my microwave into a weapon by smashing the window in with a hammer. I heart apparently Havana syndrome is caused by a Russian microwave weapon so I decided to make my own microwave into a weapon so if the police come to arrest me I can blast them with that microwave frequency and it will jam up their brains and make them retarded so I can escape easily. But anyway, I just fucking hate trannies, I fucking hate Asians so much, just look what you made me do! I saw a mother with her daughter shopping their in the next isle over, you don’t know what I could have done. I hate Asians for existing and I hate trannies for existing because my cock got so big and hard in public and I’ve been jerking off any time I even think about anything that remotely reminds me of trannies, in typing out this whole thing with my left hand using my index finger it’s taking forever because I’m beating my shit with my right hand so hard while writing this. I hate niggas too. I hate those big black men because their dicks are so big and I just can’t look at a black man without picturing his hard nigga cock sliding in some Thai bussy. Black men are responsible for my porn addiction and we should send all those black niggas back to Africa where they came from like the chimps they are!
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I just can’t stop stroking my shit man my penis isnt even hard right now because I came so many times today it just can’t get hard anymore but I’m still rubbing it even though it’s swollen and it hurts because I just can’t stop thinking about fucking trannies I hayebtrannies and fags so much, I hate you fucking people god damn. Hitler would never tolerate this, if I was born in Germany under Hitler I never would have known about trannies if I was in the Hitler youth and my childhood would have been so much better.
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I wanna nut so bad but I used up all my nut, I need a straw or something to shove the cum back into my penis, I want to cum so hard, I need to nut. I hate the fucking world and all you god damn tranny fuckers in it. I fucking hate all of you. Why does my penis feel so fucking good right now? I fucking hate it, my hard cock feels so fucking good and I can’t stop stroking my shit. I hate Africa and my cock is so big and hard. I hate you fucking Thai trannies with your big beautiful brown cocks and foreskins, I fucking hate your beautiful brown nipples. I hate how much you make me want to feel your tongue inside your mouth. The Jewish voices in my brain are taking control. It’s the Chinese 5G waves and Obamas chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs gay. I want to fuck men so bad. I hate what these black niggers have done to the white race, making my white cock throb. The only way to fix my white cock is to go out and shoot some nigga chimps. They’re always chomping out and I wanna stick my white cock inside a chimpanzee. I wanna go to the zoo and climb in and put makeup on a chimp like a tranny and shave that chimp ass and fuck a chimp. I hate being white I hate being white. I wish I was a girl bro, it makes my dick so hard. The only solution is I need to kill a lot of people it will be like World War Two.