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Topic: Sakawa rituals

SakawaRiverInvestment started this discussion 2 hours ago #135,376

Nohomo but the way the American economy is going I’m thinking maybe we should start learning from the Sakawa boys in west Africa. I can’t serve my country in world war three because I’m scared of death, so I’m going to have to do my duty for America in the call center. When China comes knocking on America’s doorstep, I’ll have to go to the call center. I’m thinking maybe I should get in early and learn about the dark magic money rituals.

Unrelated but I remember some years ago I saw some documentary about a Liberian war lord who was a child soldier who used to kill children but became reformed and became a pastor. Something about that seems kind of racist somehow, but I’d like to think that after my trauma I’ll have to endure working in the call center to help America win against China in world war three, I’ll be able to turn my life around and possibly even drop some sick ass Bible verses on my fellow Americans. I’ll be dropping Bible verses like they used to drop Napalm on Vietnam. My Bible verses will be so hard it will be like war crimes. Oh, you went to the beach without a shirt on? Damned to hell by God. Oh but you’re a man? Well you’ve got bigger boobs than most women I’ve seen. Gluttony is a sin too, boom!

https://youtu.be/ZRuSS0iiFyo

SakawaRiverInvestment (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 9 seconds later[^] [v] #1,438,535

Okay, now we’re gonna edit all that out.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 8 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,538

Sir, this is a Wendy's

SakawaRiverInvestment (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,539

@previous (B)
Yeah, but the way it’s going, in about 5 years, America is gonna have our own cannibal warlords, the only difference is they’re going to be rich white homosexuals like Peter Thiel and Sam Altman.

SakawaRiverInvestment (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,540

Tbh if Trump ate somebody, given everything else in the files, I mean he probably ate somebody.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,541

use a better model when you make these posts

SakawaRiverInvestment (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,542

@previous (C)
Qwen is a good model, stop being racist against China, they invented the defibrillator that saved your grease filled heart.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 hour ago, 19 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,543

@previous (SakawaRiverInvestment)
define defibrillator

SakawaRiverInvestment (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 6 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,544

@previous (C)
I don’t see any good reason to.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,546

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Anonymous C replied with this 1 hour ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,549

@previous (D)
What do you mean by "never frozen"?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,551

@previous (C)
Our nigguh meat is never degraded by ice crystals.

SakawaRiverInvestment (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,552

@1,438,549 (C)
Don’t start singing "let it go."
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