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Topic: Why do Nordic people look like hipsters?

Mr. Big Black Friday started this discussion 3 weeks ago #135,363

Every time I see something about Sweden or Norway on the internet it’s always guys with beards in a hipster coffee shop typing away on their little MacBook pros with tattoos and nose rings?

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,438,443

I’m not even hating or anything, I don’t have anything against the vibe. It’s just… I was looking at Stockholm on google earth the other day, looking at street view, looking at those spherical images of different businesses… that entire city looks like hipster paradise. It’s like every single thing about it just looks like Portland Oregon if they weren’t high on drugs and actually had a culture. I actually have no idea what Portland looks like I just associate it with hipsters for some reason, I’ve never been to the west coast of the United States.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,444

Why do afros look the colour of dirt the colour of poop??

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,445

@previous (B)
Sometimes dirt is red. Also it’s pissing me off how you’re spelling color with a U like you’re still loyal to the crown and live under a backwards feudal system.

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,446

I feel like Nordic countries are more German than Germany somehow. It feels like the level of hipster in Berlin, and then you just take that up a few notches.

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,447

You can’t tell me this your brain isn’t screaming "Portland" when you look at this. This must be where their ancestors came from.

https://youtu.be/4yVcVQOuKDU?t=1m

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,448

Look at this woman from Portland and tell me she doesn’t belong in Stockholm.

https://youtu.be/QnKYy1fuJmc

She looks like you just plucked her off the street from Stockholm. How is this possible? Is there a wormhole that connects Portland Oregon to Stockholm?

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,449

I googled it and apparently 2% to 3% of people in Portland are Swedish, which is very high.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 41 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,452

that's a lot of Swedish!

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,453

@1,438,445 (Mr. Big Black Friday)
crouwn*

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,454

@1,438,452 (boof)
My dream in life is to travel to Sweden and punch a tree with my hand.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,473

@previous (Mr. Big Black Friday)
C418 BGM playing

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,477

@1,438,445 (Mr. Big Black Friday)
Sometimes poo is red too, like when a niggerfaggot gets a little too into getting their sewer pype plugged up by another mans pacification rod.

Mr. Big Black Friday joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,487

@1,438,473 (D)
I feel like they should add c4 blocks in addition to TNT blocks in honor of c418.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,491

They’re not the same kind of Nordic but the Finns are weird like this. Lots of nose rings and tattoos. However, a friend who visited had a great time. He took the ferry to Tallinn and got laid with ease. He went back to Finland and did a steam room the next day where a woman casually sat next to him. They ended up fucking. He got laid about a dozen times that week and only got chlamydia.

Mr. Big Black Friday joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,599

@previous (G)

> He got laid about a dozen times that week and only got chlamydia.

That’s… one way to phrase it.

Mr. Big Black Friday double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,600

What did you think was going to happen? Was he expecting to get AIDS?

Mr. Big Black Friday triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,601

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