Topic: trapping human predators

boof started this discussion 3 weeks ago #135,341

Firstly, get acquainted with typical prey actions that indicate to the potential predator that you are prey. One that I have noticed is if walking on an empty road and you find yourself walking toward someone unfamiliar, you might shift yourself to the other side of the road. Well this just lights up the motherfucker something fierce.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 hours later[^] [v] #1,438,307

I just like to catfish online as a white woman looking for nigguh dicks, then when i give them an address i hide in the trees and obliterate their knees from behind with moose slugs. Then i convert them into nuggets.

boof (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,354

This next ruse takes some money. So there's a street where dickhole mafia demands "protection money" for businesses. You open a diner, but its equipped with the ability to discreetly dispatch any and all scumbags. A common scumbag tactic is to send in a kid with a phone who hands it to someone at the counter. Well you've been waiting for that kid. That fuckin' kid is on the opposite side of the planet within three days, still with his fuckin phone that you fucked with.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,356

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(Edited 4 minutes later.)

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