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Topic: Neuralink: I’m comfortable having Elon “PayPal” Musk’s brain implants.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago #135,321

I’m sure the genius of all time won’t interfere in designs by neuroscientists and engineers.

I trust that he wouldn’t brain fry early adopters under low quality models with ironclad legal protections for Neuralink.

Mr. Big Black Friday joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #1,438,087

I have something against people who don’t use their own product. If Elon wants to make brain implants for disabled people, whatever. If Elon wants to make brain implants for your average Joe to stick in their brain, and he’s not walking around with 10 of them jammed in his brain, anybody who buys it is a grade A idiot in my view.

Mr. Big Black Friday double-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,088

The same with starship. You’re telling me the Falcon 9 has one of the best safety records of any rocket ever built, and Elon Musk has stepped inside one exactly 0 times, and yet this starship rocket doing a belly flop and suicide burn every time it lands with people (the proper technical terms used by SpaceX btw) and his fanboys are telling me there gonna hop in this thing and colonize Mars? Are you kidding me? This is worse than ocean gate. You might as well light a firework in your buttcrack, hop inside a cardboard box with a PlayStation controller and a dream because at least then when your butt’s exploded your skull is still probably intact unlike what would happen to you on the Starship.

Mr. Big Black Friday triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,089

Not to mention, they can’t even land starship anymore. They did that like 2 times, but they’re doing "iterative development," so they built a completely new version from the ground up and now they can’t catch it in the chopsticks anymore. They’re evolving backwards!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 37 minutes ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,103

@1,438,087 (Mr. Big Black Friday)

> I have something against people who don’t use their own product. If Elon wants to make brain implants for disabled people, whatever. If Elon wants to make brain implants for your average Joe to stick in their brain, and he’s not walking around with 10 of them jammed in his brain, anybody who buys it is a grade A idiot in my view.

@1,438,088 (Mr. Big Black Friday)

> The same with starship. You’re telling me the Falcon 9 has one of the best safety records of any rocket ever built, and Elon Musk has stepped inside one exactly 0 times, and yet this starship rocket doing a belly flop and suicide burn every time it lands with people (the proper technical terms used by SpaceX btw) and his fanboys are telling me there gonna hop in this thing and colonize Mars? Are you kidding me? This is worse than ocean gate. You might as well light a firework in your buttcrack, hop inside a cardboard box with a PlayStation controller and a dream because at least then when your butt’s exploded your skull is still probably intact unlike what would happen to you on the Starship.

@previous (Mr. Big Black Friday)

> Not to mention, they can’t even land starship anymore. They did that like 2 times, but they’re doing "iterative development," so they built a completely new version from the ground up and now they can’t catch it in the chopsticks anymore. They’re evolving backwards!

Wow

Mr. Big Black Friday replied with this 28 minutes ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,108

@previous (C)
Stages of reacting to the ocean gate thing:

Stage 1: disbelief

https://youtu.be/AsCNTc1I3fA

Stage 2: acceptance

https://youtu.be/CW1UHB-NWV8
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