Topic: Neuralink: I’m comfortable having Elon “PayPal” Musk’s brain implants.
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 days ago #135,321
I’m sure the genius of all time won’t interfere in designs by neuroscientists and engineers.
I trust that he wouldn’t brain fry early adopters under low quality models with ironclad legal protections for Neuralink.
I trust that he wouldn’t brain fry early adopters under low quality models with ironclad legal protections for Neuralink.
Mr. Big Black Friday joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #1,438,087
I have something against people who don’t use their own product. If Elon wants to make brain implants for disabled people, whatever. If Elon wants to make brain implants for your average Joe to stick in their brain, and he’s not walking around with 10 of them jammed in his brain, anybody who buys it is a grade A idiot in my view.
Mr. Big Black Friday double-posted this 6 days ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,088
The same with starship. You’re telling me the Falcon 9 has one of the best safety records of any rocket ever built, and Elon Musk has stepped inside one exactly 0 times, and yet this starship rocket doing a belly flop and suicide burn every time it lands with people (the proper technical terms used by SpaceX btw) and his fanboys are telling me there gonna hop in this thing and colonize Mars? Are you kidding me? This is worse than ocean gate. You might as well light a firework in your buttcrack, hop inside a cardboard box with a PlayStation controller and a dream because at least then when your butt’s exploded your skull is still probably intact unlike what would happen to you on the Starship.
Mr. Big Black Friday triple-posted this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,089
Not to mention, they can’t even land starship anymore. They did that like 2 times, but they’re doing "iterative development," so they built a completely new version from the ground up and now they can’t catch it in the chopsticks anymore. They’re evolving backwards!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,103
@1,438,087 (Mr. Big Black Friday)> I have something against people who don’t use their own product. If Elon wants to make brain implants for disabled people, whatever. If Elon wants to make brain implants for your average Joe to stick in their brain, and he’s not walking around with 10 of them jammed in his brain, anybody who buys it is a grade A idiot in my view.
@1,438,088 (Mr. Big Black Friday)
> The same with starship. You’re telling me the Falcon 9 has one of the best safety records of any rocket ever built, and Elon Musk has stepped inside one exactly 0 times, and yet this starship rocket doing a belly flop and suicide burn every time it lands with people (the proper technical terms used by SpaceX btw) and his fanboys are telling me there gonna hop in this thing and colonize Mars? Are you kidding me? This is worse than ocean gate. You might as well light a firework in your buttcrack, hop inside a cardboard box with a PlayStation controller and a dream because at least then when your butt’s exploded your skull is still probably intact unlike what would happen to you on the Starship.
@previous (Mr. Big Black Friday)
> Not to mention, they can’t even land starship anymore. They did that like 2 times, but they’re doing "iterative development," so they built a completely new version from the ground up and now they can’t catch it in the chopsticks anymore. They’re evolving backwards!
Wow
Mr. Big Black Friday replied with this 6 days ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,108
@previous (C)
Stages of reacting to the ocean gate thing:
Stage 1: disbelief
https://youtu.be/AsCNTc1I3fA
Stage 2: acceptance
https://youtu.be/CW1UHB-NWV8
Stages of reacting to the ocean gate thing:
Stage 1: disbelief
https://youtu.be/AsCNTc1I3fA
Stage 2: acceptance
https://youtu.be/CW1UHB-NWV8
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,116
@1,438,103 (C)Well where’s your rebuttal? All you’re proving to us is that you like big booty black men twerking.
Mr. Big Black Friday joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,125
@previous (D)
To be fair, he gave us the buttal but not the re.
Although, I’m not sure how defensible the position is that you’d want Elon to stick a computer chip in your brain. That seems like something that would be difficult to argue for.
To be fair, he gave us the buttal but not the re.
Although, I’m not sure how defensible the position is that you’d want Elon to stick a computer chip in your brain. That seems like something that would be difficult to argue for.
Mr. Big Black Friday double-posted this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,126
And I’m not even one of those crazy "5g is mine control" chemtrail "Obama is a Kenyan national" "the chemicals in the water are turning the friggin frogs gay" type schitzo. I’m just a regular guy and I’m not on the brain chip thing.
Mr. Big Black Friday triple-posted this 6 days ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,127
Gang stalking is a delusion, but this is like taking the delusion of the most paranoid people in society and making it true consensually, which is just insane. I think people who upload naked pictures of themselves to the internet are crazy. Letting Elon Musk put a chip inside your brain… that’s a whole different level of privacy violation. Privacy has never been violated in that way before. Imagine if the government could use your own brain memory as evidence in court. At that point, you might as well just commit seppuku to die honorably, except oh wait, it backs everything up to OneDrive and now Bill Gates can recover your eyeball recording of every time you missed when you were peeing in the toilet late at night and make a compilation out of that and train an LLM to be you and suffer the prison sentence for you after death like some kind of sick godless perverted… it’s not gonna be good is all I’m saying.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,129
Mr. Big Black Friday replied with this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,130
Mr. Big Black Friday double-posted this 6 days ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,131
Oh God, can you imagine if the brain chip singularity is OneDrive+Copilot?
"You do not have permission to edit your innermost_private_thoughts.txt file."
"You do not have permission to edit your innermost_private_thoughts.txt file."
Mr. Big Black Friday triple-posted this 6 days ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,132
Sure, I can’t take a look at that for you! It appears you have encoded your personal thoughts as UTF-16 instead of UTF-8 which is why you have a null character before every character of every thought you’re thinking inside your brain and are currently having a violent seizure while you are a passenger in a hijacked self driving Tesla. Would you like me to give some ideas for how to resolve this issue?
\\x0I\\x0 \\x0a\\x0m\\x0 \\x0s\\x0t\\x0i\\x0l\\x0l\\x0 \\x0a\\x0 \\x0h\\x0u\\x0m\\x0a\\x0n\\x0 \\x0b\\x0e\\x0i\\x0n\\x0g\\x0!
\\x0I\\x0 \\x0a\\x0m\\x0 \\x0s\\x0t\\x0i\\x0l\\x0l\\x0 \\x0a\\x0 \\x0h\\x0u\\x0m\\x0a\\x0n\\x0 \\x0b\\x0e\\x0i\\x0n\\x0g\\x0!
Mr. Big Black Friday quadruple-posted this 6 days ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,133
Have you tried thinking in a different language that uses characters which utilize two bytes per character instead of one such as Mandarin Chinese?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,135
@1,438,127 (Mr. Big Black Friday)
> Gang stalking is a delusion, but this is like taking the delusion of the most paranoid people in society and making it true consensually, which is just insane. I think people who upload naked pictures of themselves to the internet are crazy. Letting Elon Musk put a chip inside your brain… that’s a whole different level of privacy violation. Privacy has never been violated in that way before. Imagine if the government could use your own brain memory as evidence in court. At that point, you might as well just commit seppuku to die honorably, except oh wait, it backs everything up to OneDrive and now Bill Gates can recover your eyeball recording of every time you missed when you were peeing in the toilet late at night and make a compilation out of that and train an LLM to be you and suffer the prison sentence for you after death like some kind of sick godless perverted… it’s not gonna be good is all I’m saying.
I start to wonder if it makes the mediocre scifi movies like Gamer real. That one had mind control through a nano dust. The tech CEO, played by the Dexter actor, says he can have hundreds of thousands of people vote how he tells them and buy what he tells them. Plus you’d have a whole new level of hacking and voyeurism.
> Gang stalking is a delusion, but this is like taking the delusion of the most paranoid people in society and making it true consensually, which is just insane. I think people who upload naked pictures of themselves to the internet are crazy. Letting Elon Musk put a chip inside your brain… that’s a whole different level of privacy violation. Privacy has never been violated in that way before. Imagine if the government could use your own brain memory as evidence in court. At that point, you might as well just commit seppuku to die honorably, except oh wait, it backs everything up to OneDrive and now Bill Gates can recover your eyeball recording of every time you missed when you were peeing in the toilet late at night and make a compilation out of that and train an LLM to be you and suffer the prison sentence for you after death like some kind of sick godless perverted… it’s not gonna be good is all I’m saying.
I start to wonder if it makes the mediocre scifi movies like Gamer real. That one had mind control through a nano dust. The tech CEO, played by the Dexter actor, says he can have hundreds of thousands of people vote how he tells them and buy what he tells them. Plus you’d have a whole new level of hacking and voyeurism.