Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago#135,312
Tbh if I got drafted and I actually had to go fight and couldn’t find a way out of it, I have a feeling I’d probably get arrested for public urination. I feel like I’d assume, "Yeah this is war we’re outside we have to pee wherever we can that’s justified." Except I’d be stationed like in Paris or something, and I’d get arrested because I’m just standing in the middle of the street.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,438,010
I wonder if this could be a way to get out of the draft. I can just pee openly in front of people all the time until they have enough of it. I’ll work really hard, do everything top notch, try my best, and pee inappropriately with my penis out in front of other people in public places all the time.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,438,012
They’ll probably have some kind of training exercise for practicing hand to hand combat, they give me a sparing partner, I’m giving it my all, they’re all impressed, but they notice a dark trickle down my leg.
Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,438,014
Before they take me out on that first mission, I’d take my rifle, I’d take my penis out, I’d pee on it, theyd all look at me. And then I’d tell them, nobody will ever know I did that because we’re all going to die. I hope you enjoyed it.