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Topic: I’m bored let’s talk about world war three

Mr. Big Black Friday started this discussion 2 hours ago #135,311

So hypothetically, if we were going to try to take over Europe, what do you think would be acceptable losses for American troops to reach Moscow? Just back of the envelope, ballpark estimate, doesn’t have to be precise.

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,438,002

I think the way I’d do it is I’d give myself a loss budget, say I’m prepared to lose 1.7 million men to this, we have 340 million people, so 170 million males, so that means we’ve gone through about 1% of our supply, that’s pretty decent, that’s pretty okay. By the time we get to 17 million, then we might start wanting to think about a better way to strategize, because once you’re at 10%, you’re not at 50% yet, but when you start getting into double digit percentages, you’re going to want to start being a little bit more careful with your losses. Once you get to 85 million losses, that’s 50% of your men gone, east way to triple your infantry is you draft all the women. Now you have some wiggle room.

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) triple-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,003

To be fair, with 85 million, I’m pretty confident I could get through Western Europe, through Eastern Europe, into Moscow, past Moscow, through Russia, down into Beijing, and then maybe take Tokyo while I’m at it. I think that’s a reasonable expectation.

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,004

We should say the goal the whole time was to take Tokyo but we wanted to take it like Hannibal was trying to take Rome. Don’t do it the most direct way, do it the most impressive way. We will cross the Ural mountains rather than sail across the pacific, not because it makes sense, but because it is badass.

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,005

Or you know, we could just fight over oil and religion in the Middle East again.

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,006

The annoying thing about the Middle East, is in Japan and Germany it was easy. We bombed them and then we said, "Hey you guys lost." And then they were like, "Yeah we lost." In Afghanistan, we bombed them and then we said, "Hey you guys lost." And then they were like, "I don’t think so." Then we were like, "We killed your leaders." Then they were like, "We found some more." Then we were like, "We killed all your leadership again." Then they were like, "We found some more again."

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) septuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,007

Like idk, can’t we just go to war with like a normal country for once? One that will actually give up at some point? We’re all scared of war with Russia, what if it’s actually less expensive?

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) octuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,008

At least a nuclear war wouldn’t last 20 years, like come on. It’s not that bad. It could be worse, let’s just do it.

Mr. Big Black Friday (OP) nonuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,438,009

I mean come onnnnn, hitler literally shot himself in the face. Do you know how satisfying that is that someone just decides to give up that hard? When was the last time anybody ever gave up much less shot themself in the face? That doesn’t happen anymore!
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