I was thinking about how people transmute or transport their material goods to the unseen top dog. They burn it. With material creatures, the boss gets first pecking. You appease the boss for his good graces. When the idea of an unseen top dog came about, there was the problem of how do you give him your food? They figure out, hey let's burn it. So even today, when you overcook your toast to the point of you can't eat it, well it's with the Loarde now. When you toss the fresh young lady into the volcano, well now the good Loarde gets to bang her. So anyway, the burning of our crap. Do we really want the big boss to deal with that?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 48 minutes later[^][v]#1,436,871
> When you toss the fresh young lady into the volcano, well now the good Loarde gets to bang her.
You assume this Loarde has a penis that will fit her and that is in her burned up state. Lubrication might be needed.