Topic: Tips for impersonating to4str

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,519

How do I to4str?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #242,178

'Sup to4str

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,190

Paint your brake calipers.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,192

Have sex with countless men from the internet.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. triple-posted this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,193

Use excessive amounts of drugs.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,197

Shine lasers into the eyes of your younger sibling in responce to him telling your mother about you molesting him. If called out on this, insist that touching your brother downstairs is in no way molestation and that everybody is stupid for thinking so.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,198

Oh, and remember to always deny being to4str.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,199

You are all a bunch of idiots.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,201

@previous (E)
This is a good example of a to4str impression, @OP.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,202

Accuse anyone who annoys you of slander/libel/deformation of character (mix and match for best results!).

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,203

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Defamation of character, you bloody imbecile.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,207

Use strong yet distinctly British swear words when talking to others. @previous (E) is a nice example.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #242,235

Insist your mother fence in your child molestation compound

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #242,256

Stop stalking me, you deranged bint.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,277

@242,198 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
This here is key.

Oh and mention cock a lot but still pretend not to be a big 'ol bottom boy.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,279

Why are you all so fucking obsessed with to4str? Are you all seriously this retarded? If you all had one iota of intelligence you would stop talking about this shit and actually talk about something worthwhile, like if Justin Bieber has pubic hair or not, for example. I'm getting really sick of this worthless bullshit and if this "to4str" obsession continues for much longer I am going to quit MC forever. Who will you have to obsess about then, hm?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,280

Always insist that everybody is obsessed with you. This is essential if you want to capture to4str's humble nature.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,281

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do you have anything that is actually useful to say are you going to continue with this bullshit? No? I thought so. Now fuck off, cunt.

!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,282

@242,279 (I)
sup to4str?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,283

@242,279 (I)
> talk about something worthwhile, like if Justin Bieber has pubic hair or not, for example.
I agree. Let's do this.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,284

@242,282 (!hEyBrieeXM)
I'm not "to4str", you fucking imbecile. Get it through your thick skull and fuck off.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,285

@previous (I)
We know you're not, but it's fun pretending you are.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,286

@242,283 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
So what are you waiting for, fucking idot?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,287

@previous (I)
Calm yourself down, kid.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,288

@242,283 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
I think that he does not. They're obviously giving him drugs that delay puberty or some shit so that his voice doesn't break.

@242,284 (I)
SUP TO4STR? SUP TO4STR???

@242,281 (I)
Everything I've said ITT has been useful, bud.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,291

Tips for impersonating to4str? Sure. Don't fucking do it, cccuuunnttt.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,293

@242,288 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Actually, he has quite a deep voice now. :')

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,294

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Of course a brit would think that's a deep voice.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,295

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
For a 17-year-old, I'd say that voice is about average.

Also, thanks for the little sly dig at British people. Real mature.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,296

@242,293 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
At least he sounds slightly less girly.

@242,294 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Why do you hate us Brits, Becky?

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,297

@242,295 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Why do you think it's normal for a 17-year-old to sound like this? He clearly has a serious endocrinological disorder. Is this normal where you're from?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,300

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
I never said he was normal in any sense of the word, just slightly less girly.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,307

@242,297 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> Why do you think it's normal for a 17-year-old to sound like this? He clearly has a serious endocrinological disorder. Is this normal where you're from?
You do realise Bieber isn't British, right?

If you listen to him talking without out unlimited auto-tune, he sounds completely normal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ocAx_RohSk

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,309

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Score 1 million America : 0 Britain.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,310

@previous (I)
How did you arrive at that conclusion?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,311

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Your seething anger.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,313

@previous (I)
How original.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,316

@OP
Just be awesome.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,338

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
you like everyone

i wish i could do that

Triptych !6Suckfishs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,339

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Nope, he hates Timber.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,347

@242,338 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
I hate Triptych.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,369

@242,339 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
And Leonidas, I think.

Also, cool trip bro.

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,406

@previous (O)
Oh yeah, him too.

<3
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Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,407

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
Stop trolling and go to bed, young one.

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,408

@242,406 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
Why do you always give away your tripcode the minute you get it

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,410

@242,407 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
No. My mom's asleep or about to be, I'd rather vaguely enjoy this time.

@previous (Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI)
Why not? I'm not worth impersonating.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,412

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
I'd rather you vaguely enjoy your time quietly in bed thinking of quiet simple dreams of fun imaginative adventures rather than thinking of this place, little one. Do it!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,413

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
Creep

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,414

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I have congratulatory tea for you for your win that is totally not warm glasses of urine.

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,415

@242,412 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
If by quiet simple dreams of fun imaginative adventures you mean murder, sure.

!6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,416

@242,406 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
<3 :')

Why you no longer Skype, man? ;-;

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,417

@242,414 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
I'm in a state right now that prevents me from being too much of a dick. Sure.

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,418

@242,416 (!6Suckfishs)
No Skype on this lappy and I've yet to reinstall Windows on my more usable one. .-.

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,420

@242,410 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
True.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,425

> That feel when "toastr detection" is actually "british anon" detection
> That feel when every single thread you make when you need advice derails to "is OP toastr or not"

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #242,578

@previous (Q)

> >That feel when every single thread you make when you need advice derails to "is OP toastr or not"

Except this is the most important question ever asked by minichanners, thus it's logical that every thread would go there.

Minichan