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Topic: FAO: Erik / Thunder Balls / Sevt / Chimp Legs / Mr. Snuffles

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 hours ago #135,183

Have you ever considered getting a race change and becoming a Japanese girl?

https://youtu.be/7dzQdN8HIo0

I just feel like British men have a spiritual connection with Japan since the UK is led by a king and Japan is led by an emperor. I literally can’t tell the difference. I get British people and Japanese people mixed up all the time. I’m starting to think maybe the reason why the British and Irish don’t get along historically is because the British belong over in Asia somewhere in India where they belong.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 hours ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,436,627

I don’t see what the problem is with Indians overrunning the UK. I thought you were the same country anyway, what happened? The British are the descendants of Asians, you should be proud of your heritage! I know I am.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 4 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,628

You know what makes the British empire the greatest empire? The Japanese had kaimikazes, the British didn’t fly planes, they preferred boats. But that doesn’t mean their technology was inferior! In fact, there are far more airplanes underwater than boats in the sky. If the Japanese didn’t want to be with the British why would they choose to do this? They would not. British culture is superior, case closed. The end.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 hours ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,630

Even the sea creatures of the deep revere his majesty. The queen when she was still alive used to have a reputation among the dolphins of the North Sea. Posade believed that communicating with dolphins through alien technology that humanity will only gain access to when they teach us how to build a communist utopia after we destroy ourselves in a nuclear war would allow us to access the hyper intelligent thoughts of these animals with brains several times larger than our own.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 4 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,632

Anyway bro, I’ve gotta get back to Lemuria. I have my own kingdom in the Indian Ocean, more specifically, at the bottom of the Indian Ocean. I’ve moved past your pathetic 3D world into something more interesting.

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 4 hours ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,633

What else can I say? You’re a hyperborean? Yeah, that’s the only thing left.

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 4 hours ago, 58 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,635

Anyway, Erik, consider being a Japanese girl! It would be good for you! It will toughen you up. It is a chapter in your history that will never be written, but it is worth it! Without it you will soon reach the stages of the 2008 financial crisis.

Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 4 hours ago, 44 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,637

I hope everyone who reads this g o o n s

Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 4 hours ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,638

This isn’t even stream of consciousness, this is just me urinating in your face at this point. I’m not even trying to make sense.

That’s why you need to become a Japanese girl

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 hours ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,639

Shit, this is that crazy black guy again!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,640

@previous (B)
What? I’m not black. That’s one of those 3D colors you earth people see. I’m a clear man. And I only use the word clear because that’s what you see when you look at me. But I’m really durquoise.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,641

Anyway, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but none of you fuckers are white, you’re all Asians. Stop being ashamed of your Japanese heritage, it’s okay to be Japanese. You are desperately Japanese. The soul of Japan flows through your veins. You love the myth of the Japanese nation. A nation pure in blood does not exist in the modern world and nobody can convince me that it does, it’s more of a feeling and nothing more. Nationalism is just an emotion that can be inspired. But you are a true believer, in love with your civic religion. You don’t believe in Jesus or Buddha, no, you are a proud British man, you believe in the emperor of Japan who led the British empire to greatness.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,642

The memes of the many outweigh the memes of the few. I shall be shot shortly along with 6 other comrades. When I die, remember not to drink and drive and always have a designated driver before you go to the pub with your mates, who you don’t explicitly have explicit intimate moments with because it’s purely platonic but you call them your mates and it’s not homosexual at all.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,643

You know, Erik is probably at work or out with one of his girlfriends, not thinking about you at all. Meanwhile you are alone in your room obsessing over him, while you alienate everybody around you and fail your degree. Sad.
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