Topic: FAO: Erik / Thunder Balls / Sevt / Chimp Legs / Mr. Snuffles
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #135,183
Have you ever considered getting a race change and becoming a Japanese girl?
https://youtu.be/7dzQdN8HIo0
I just feel like British men have a spiritual connection with Japan since the UK is led by a king and Japan is led by an emperor. I literally can’t tell the difference. I get British people and Japanese people mixed up all the time. I’m starting to think maybe the reason why the British and Irish don’t get along historically is because the British belong over in Asia somewhere in India where they belong.
https://youtu.be/7dzQdN8HIo0
I just feel like British men have a spiritual connection with Japan since the UK is led by a king and Japan is led by an emperor. I literally can’t tell the difference. I get British people and Japanese people mixed up all the time. I’m starting to think maybe the reason why the British and Irish don’t get along historically is because the British belong over in Asia somewhere in India where they belong.
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,436,627
I don’t see what the problem is with Indians overrunning the UK. I thought you were the same country anyway, what happened? The British are the descendants of Asians, you should be proud of your heritage! I know I am.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,628
You know what makes the British empire the greatest empire? The Japanese had kaimikazes, the British didn’t fly planes, they preferred boats. But that doesn’t mean their technology was inferior! In fact, there are far more airplanes underwater than boats in the sky. If the Japanese didn’t want to be with the British why would they choose to do this? They would not. British culture is superior, case closed. The end.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,630
Even the sea creatures of the deep revere his majesty. The queen when she was still alive used to have a reputation among the dolphins of the North Sea. Posade believed that communicating with dolphins through alien technology that humanity will only gain access to when they teach us how to build a communist utopia after we destroy ourselves in a nuclear war would allow us to access the hyper intelligent thoughts of these animals with brains several times larger than our own.
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,632
Anyway bro, I’ve gotta get back to Lemuria. I have my own kingdom in the Indian Ocean, more specifically, at the bottom of the Indian Ocean. I’ve moved past your pathetic 3D world into something more interesting.
Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,633
What else can I say? You’re a hyperborean? Yeah, that’s the only thing left.
Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 1 month ago, 58 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,635
Anyway, Erik, consider being a Japanese girl! It would be good for you! It will toughen you up. It is a chapter in your history that will never be written, but it is worth it! Without it you will soon reach the stages of the 2008 financial crisis.
Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 1 month ago, 44 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,637
I hope everyone who reads this g o o n s
Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,638
This isn’t even stream of consciousness, this is just me urinating in your face at this point. I’m not even trying to make sense.
That’s why you need to become a Japanese girl
That’s why you need to become a Japanese girl
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,639
Shit, this is that crazy black guy again!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,640
@previous (B)
What? I’m not black. That’s one of those 3D colors you earth people see. I’m a clear man. And I only use the word clear because that’s what you see when you look at me. But I’m really durquoise.
What? I’m not black. That’s one of those 3D colors you earth people see. I’m a clear man. And I only use the word clear because that’s what you see when you look at me. But I’m really durquoise.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,641
Anyway, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but none of you fuckers are white, you’re all Asians. Stop being ashamed of your Japanese heritage, it’s okay to be Japanese. You are desperately Japanese. The soul of Japan flows through your veins. You love the myth of the Japanese nation. A nation pure in blood does not exist in the modern world and nobody can convince me that it does, it’s more of a feeling and nothing more. Nationalism is just an emotion that can be inspired. But you are a true believer, in love with your civic religion. You don’t believe in Jesus or Buddha, no, you are a proud British man, you believe in the emperor of Japan who led the British empire to greatness.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,642
The memes of the many outweigh the memes of the few. I shall be shot shortly along with 6 other comrades. When I die, remember not to drink and drive and always have a designated driver before you go to the pub with your mates, who you don’t explicitly have explicit intimate moments with because it’s purely platonic but you call them your mates and it’s not homosexual at all.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,643
You know, Erik is probably at work or out with one of his girlfriends, not thinking about you at all. Meanwhile you are alone in your room obsessing over him, while you alienate everybody around you and fail your degree. Sad.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,706
@previous (B)
> You know, Erik is probably at work or out with one of his girlfriends, not thinking about you at all. Meanwhile you are alone in your room obsessing over him, while you alienate everybody around you and fail your degree. Sad.
That’s the gayest shit I ever read.
> You know, Erik is probably at work or out with one of his girlfriends, not thinking about you at all. Meanwhile you are alone in your room obsessing over him, while you alienate everybody around you and fail your degree. Sad.
That’s the gayest shit I ever read.
Anonymous C double-posted this 1 month ago, 55 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,707
Also he has to work because he’s poor and lives in a tiny ass apartment.
Anonymous C triple-posted this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,708
I mean, literally this racist middle aged crack addict was bragging about his salary to me, I’ve seen him post pictures of his living room, I’m literally an undergraduate student and somehow it’s smaller than mine. What kinda sense does that make?
Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,709
@1,436,706 (C)
I don't know, just seems true to me. When Erik talks about his life, it's to tell us about his job or about spending time with his girlfriends. When you talk about your life it's to say that nobody likes you. Erik is winning.
I don't know, just seems true to me. When Erik talks about his life, it's to tell us about his job or about spending time with his girlfriends. When you talk about your life it's to say that nobody likes you. Erik is winning.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 21 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,710
Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,711
@1,436,709 (B)
His life is fucking pathetic, he’s a drug addict, and he somehow has two sexless relationships at the same time because he pays for sex. He’s a fucking scumbag bottom feeder. He’s not winning at everything, he doesn’t even like his girlfriends, he was moping because his girlfriend’s father died and he didn’t feel like going to the funeral. I don’t envy him, I just hate him because I think he’s pathetic.
His life is fucking pathetic, he’s a drug addict, and he somehow has two sexless relationships at the same time because he pays for sex. He’s a fucking scumbag bottom feeder. He’s not winning at everything, he doesn’t even like his girlfriends, he was moping because his girlfriend’s father died and he didn’t feel like going to the funeral. I don’t envy him, I just hate him because I think he’s pathetic.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,713
@previous (C)
I notice you didn't deny that nobody likes you while agreeing that Svet is popular. Thanks, that'll be all!
I notice you didn't deny that nobody likes you while agreeing that Svet is popular. Thanks, that'll be all!
Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,715
He said he has an 80 or 90 IQ. You think I feel jealous of him? I have a 140 IQ. You think the reason why I have so much free time is because college is hard for me? You’ve gotta be some special type of stupid if you think Erik is living a life that anybody with two brain cells would ever envy. He’s a sad middle aged man who posts racist crap about children on the internet. He’s not worth shit as a person.
Anonymous C double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,716
@1,436,713 (B)
He’s not popular, he actually complained that he used to be well liked but he feels like he’s not anymore since I started using the website.
He’s not popular, he actually complained that he used to be well liked but he feels like he’s not anymore since I started using the website.
Anonymous C triple-posted this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,718
Have you ever looked up the life expectancy of people who do cocaine? When I’m his age, he’s going to be in a coffin.
Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,719
Actually, the whole reason I came here wasn’t because I wanted to make friends. I just wanted to have a place where I could rant about politics without social consequences. I didn’t come here looking for friends I came here looking for fights.
Anonymous C quintuple-posted this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,721
I also don’t get this whole thing about judgement. I don’t want you to like me, I want to make you hate me, because you are inferior to me. I don’t want to make anyone like me because nobody else is better than I am, I don’t judge myself relative to other people, that’s so pathetic and weak that someone would only value themself if other people like them. When people love you, they can change their minds.