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Topic: Why do you poast here?

God started this discussion 1 month ago #135,091

Why do you larp as a retarded teenager for an audience of three other retarded teenagers?
For me, I have a cosy job where I don't have to do anything except being available most of the time, and doing actually productive things would be disappointing to drop instantly. So I smonk weed, masturbate, and shitpoast.

Matthew joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,436,044

Because I have a pathetic life, and larping as a teenager helps me get the teen girls.

QualityPoast joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,047

I lurk the gutters and alleys
contribute to where I may
social media is a cancer
AI is internet herpes

God (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,055

@previous (QualityPoast)

> I lurk the gutters and alleys
> contribute to where I may
> social media is a cancer
> AI is internet herpes

How many lives have you taken? Only entities with souls count, so no hobos and no americans.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,056

@previous (God)
A more better question is - How many lives has GOD Taken.
A more serious question re GOD - Why would GOD Give children cancer?
This is one fucked up GOD.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,057

Web 1.0 nostalgia when Web rings, BBS, privately curated sites, and the like ruled. Porn was amusing and nobody was addicted unless a 30 second clip was enough, and the women took so long to download you were in a relationship by the time the pixels configured.

I like the free range nature. Say the wrong thing on Reddit and you get your post turned into babel.

God (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,071

@1,436,056 (D)

> A more better question is - How many lives has GOD Taken.
> A more serious question re GOD - Why would GOD Give children cancer?
> This is one fucked up GOD.

Reddit-atteist-tier poast. Smite, smite!

God (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,072

@1,436,057 (E)

> Web 1.0 nostalgia when Web rings, BBS, privately curated sites, and the like ruled. Porn was amusing and nobody was addicted unless a 30 second clip was enough, and the women took so long to download you were in a relationship by the time the pixels configured.
>
> I like the free range nature. Say the wrong thing on Reddit and you get your post turned into babel.

Do you think that anything we poast here has any lasting impact on a single human being?
I don't think so myself.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,073

>
> Do you think that anything we poast here has any lasting impact on a single human being?
> I don't think so myself.

IF a topic/reply leads to an Orgasm then YES. After all one of many may not be a lasting impact. However life is composed of plus's and minus's.
Me, I go with temporal as important.

Buttsex Live joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,088

The live buttsechs

Mr. Black Boi joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,137

I like writing of my exploits serving the pale races with my bum. 😋

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,436,277

@1,436,072 (God)

> > Web 1.0 nostalgia when Web rings, BBS, privately curated sites, and the like ruled. Porn was amusing and nobody was addicted unless a 30 second clip was enough, and the women took so long to download you were in a relationship by the time the pixels configured.
> >
> > I like the free range nature. Say the wrong thing on Reddit and you get your post turned into babel.
>
> Do you think that anything we poast here has any lasting impact on a single human being?
> I don't think so myself.

No and it shouldn’t. No post anywhere does unless it’s by someone the media covers, and a lot of that is just hype or the latest pissing match. And most of those feuds are about as real as pro-wrestling matches.
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