Topic: If I could have a do-over in my dating life

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #135,048

After getting my vasectomy I'd almost exclusively date obese women. They are easier to obtain. After a year, I'd dump them. If asked why, I'd say we sang We'll Sing In The Sunshine at intermediate school and it had a profound effect on me. After becoming single again, I'd seek out a new obesian within a week and repeat the cycle.

Once in a while I'd actually meet a slimian who I wanted to date. I'd dump the obesian and date the slimian for multiple years.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #1,435,810

I'd save up cash and fly to SE asia, knock up as many young women as possible and then fly back when I ran out of money to repeat the cycle.

They can't get child support internationally and it's easy to bed women who don't use birth control.

Toronto gooner joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,811

Good and nut on their body

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,817

@1,435,810 (B)
I date altar boys so I do not have to worry about an unwanted pregnancy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,819

@1,435,810 (B)

I can't do that. Bit of an ethical dilemma due to having children. Also it's not unheard of for Filipinos to place a hit on philandering men who shame women by knocking them up.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,824

@previous (A)
An illiterate farm girl wouldn't have the money to pay a hitman to track you down even if she knew who to call.

Toronto gooner replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,826

@previous (B)
You think Filipinas are farm girls?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,829

@previous (Toronto gooner)
The ones I'd bone are.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,863

@previous (B)
Farm girls are very conservative and Catholic. Her father and brothers would hunt you down and kill you.

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