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Topic: I’ve thought about it and pornography is just the military but for women
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago#134,939
In the sense that it’s something your parents don’t really want you to do but for social reasons they have to pretend that they would be accepting of your choices no matter what even though they really wouldn’t. Like I was thinking about this earlier today. Japanese armpit licking porn is a thing where Japanese men will lick a Japanese woman’s armpit. And I was thinking about this and I was wondering, everyone has their price. How much would someone have to pay me, how attractive would a woman have to be for me to let her lick my armpit on camera? I came to the conclusion that she would have to be far more attractive than any of the men I’ve seen licking women’s armpits in porn. It would have to be an amount of money that would make it into something a 10 year old could joke about. "Hey did you hear that one guy got paid 800 million dollars to let some crackhead lick his armpit, that’s hilarious right? I’d do it."
Now the military, dying at 18 is sort of pornographic in a way, if you think about it. Because dying young, you are an adult, but if you’re 18 you’ve been an adult less than a year, and you’re dying for your country, but your country doesn’t really care. It’s a form of exhibitionism in a way to die like that. The point is to be seen, to be honored. That’s why Japanese guys used to fly their planes into American ships. It was just purely about the vanity of it. They didn’t care about their country or their emperor, they just wanted to be remembered as badasses. And suicide is kinda badass.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 15 minutes later[^][v]#1,435,158
Would people think it’s weird that I have a standard for how rich and attractive a woman would have to be for the privilege to lick my armpit? That’s gotta be in the top 10 most narcissistic things anybody’s ever said.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,435,159
Maybe this is weird, but wouldn’t it kinda be badass to declare yourself emperor and then just behead all of your enemies personally? That’d go so hard tho…
I’m whatever the opposite of an incel is, I’m an outcel. No I don’t have a girlfriend but I don’t hate women because of it in fact I love women for it because I know that if I had a girlfriend I would have to do stuff like probably text her or buy stuff or go places or whatever. It just sounds like effort and I’m lazy. Is that valid? I just don’t care. Is that valid? Other people are being try hards. Life isn’t complicated. Just live your capitalist life in your capitalist shithole, eat your corporate produced slop, and go to bed on pills to help you sleep because you can’t because you remember what you did. Duh.