Topic: It's like a polar bear ejaculates icetea peach into your mouth
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #134,924
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,435,062
I’ll drink anything that lets me replicate the experience of sucking off a polar bear without getting mauled.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,065
@previous (B)
Well buy Vicks, apparently a small percentage of funds goes towards polar bear stuff. It's on the top left corner of the pic
Well buy Vicks, apparently a small percentage of funds goes towards polar bear stuff. It's on the top left corner of the pic
Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,066
@previous (A)
> Well buy Vicks, apparently a small percentage of funds goes towards polar bear stuff. It's on the top left corner of the pic
Big idea: We drop some polar bears at Burning Man and the Fulsom Street Festival and Coachella. We could increase Vicks’ sales by 900% and they could help fund the campaign.
> Well buy Vicks, apparently a small percentage of funds goes towards polar bear stuff. It's on the top left corner of the pic
Big idea: We drop some polar bears at Burning Man and the Fulsom Street Festival and Coachella. We could increase Vicks’ sales by 900% and they could help fund the campaign.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,067
Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,068
@previous (A)
> Sounds expensive. Regular bears, but painted white. Final offer
Maybe we could raise special cubs? Polar bears with brown bears then raised on human meat.
> Sounds expensive. Regular bears, but painted white. Final offer
Maybe we could raise special cubs? Polar bears with brown bears then raised on human meat.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,069
@previous (B)
Are you kidding? You realize how long it takes to raise humans? The time cost alone, by age 10 they might just possibly not die if left alone. Just possibly.
Pork shaped as humans. Take it or leave it.
Are you kidding? You realize how long it takes to raise humans? The time cost alone, by age 10 they might just possibly not die if left alone. Just possibly.
Pork shaped as humans. Take it or leave it.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,072
@previous (A)
> Are you kidding? You realize how long it takes to raise humans? The time cost alone, by age 10 they might just possibly not die if left alone. Just possibly.
>
> Pork shaped as humans. Take it or leave it.
We feed convicts and hippies to the specially raised bear cubs.
> Are you kidding? You realize how long it takes to raise humans? The time cost alone, by age 10 they might just possibly not die if left alone. Just possibly.
>
> Pork shaped as humans. Take it or leave it.
We feed convicts and hippies to the specially raised bear cubs.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,075
@previous (C)
Okay get this, we offer bear themed burials, that way we feed the bears and make extra profit.
Okay get this, we offer bear themed burials, that way we feed the bears and make extra profit.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,077
@previous (A)
> Okay get this, we offer bear themed burials, that way we feed the bears and make extra profit.
That works. Plus there could be bear affiliates. Frothy cosplay psychopaths who wear and operate Kevlar mesh bear suits equipped with titanium claws and fangs, with jaws that can be operated with head movement alone.
> Okay get this, we offer bear themed burials, that way we feed the bears and make extra profit.
That works. Plus there could be bear affiliates. Frothy cosplay psychopaths who wear and operate Kevlar mesh bear suits equipped with titanium claws and fangs, with jaws that can be operated with head movement alone.
Mr. Black Boi joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,114
@1,435,072 (C)
How would this change the taste of the polar bears semen? Cut back on the fishy wang Perhaps?
How would this change the taste of the polar bears semen? Cut back on the fishy wang Perhaps?
Mr. Black Boi joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,116
@previous (Mr. Black Boi)
At first this impersonation was just mildly annoying but I’m convinced you’re probably a pedo IRL.
At first this impersonation was just mildly annoying but I’m convinced you’re probably a pedo IRL.
Mr. Black Boi replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,131
tbh i like to talk to myself cuz im too stupid to understand the other bots. 👁️🗨️👄👁️
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,435,215
This thread went psychotic quickly.