Topic: You fuckers will face eternal misery unless you do this one thing
Anonymous A started this discussion 4 hours ago #134,767
When homosapiens die, their consciousness is passed on to a storage vault which is divided into two parts. The first part is really nice. Warm, not too hot, not too cold. Pleasant music. Interesting views. A real nice place.
The other place is really awful. Sewage, too hot and too humid. Smelly, lightning, constant sounds of screaming.
How do you get to the nice, cruisy place? Just bump this post once a year. Write "I believe in the great Bidibidibop". You can even copy and paste it.
This information was discovered in a book written 2000 years ago. The author of the book is unknown. But the book cites itself as its source, so you can believe it is 100% legit.
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