Topic: New fake Epstein suicide note just dropped!
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 days ago #134,737
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jeffrey-epstein-suicide-note-rcna343952From the article, an account of his first "suicide attempt":
> Epstein was discovered by his cellmate, a former New York City police officer named Nicholas Tartaglione. Immediately after the incident, Epstein said he was attacked by Tartaglione but later told investigators he did not know what occurred and did not want to talk about how he had sustained injuries, according to a report from the Justice Department’s office of inspector general.
lol. nothing suspicious here
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,433,653
There are no epstein files just a whole bunch of red herrings
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,666
Epstein’s cellmate Efrain Reyes “died of Covid.”
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,670
@1,433,653 (B)
No, the Epstein Files™ are real! They're killing kids in the pizza parlour basement you guise! Release the filez! Release the names! You know, the rich-peepl-i-blackmailed.txt file Epstein compiled and kept in plaintext on his NonceMatic 9000™ desktop PC in his underground lair.
I can't communicate how funny this is to watch as an outsider. It's the most amusing moral panic I've ever witnessed, and Yanks of all colour are fully taken in. I love it. He's eating babies on the island! It'll stop if only you vote [Republican|Democrat] next time!
No, the Epstein Files™ are real! They're killing kids in the pizza parlour basement you guise! Release the filez! Release the names! You know, the rich-peepl-i-blackmailed.txt file Epstein compiled and kept in plaintext on his NonceMatic 9000™ desktop PC in his underground lair.
I can't communicate how funny this is to watch as an outsider. It's the most amusing moral panic I've ever witnessed, and Yanks of all colour are fully taken in. I love it. He's eating babies on the island! It'll stop if only you vote [Republican|Democrat] next time!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,679
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
"We are winning the war on the goy"
"You have been banned from XBox Live"
"Shnoz reduction surgery appointment"
"Zoro Ranch artificial uteri pods installed"
The emails have to be fake.
"We are winning the war on the goy"
"You have been banned from XBox Live"
"Shnoz reduction surgery appointment"
"Zoro Ranch artificial uteri pods installed"
The emails have to be fake.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 11 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,774
@1,433,670 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Some version of this is true tho. I mean old boy did have an island so whose to say he didn’t just fuck some pyt every now and then. The bit where they eat babies I dont subscribe to that fantasy.
Realistically I think nothing truly crazy went down in that island other than maybe providing escorts to wealthy clients whenever they visit but thats about it.
But we American love our drama and fantastic tales.
Some version of this is true tho. I mean old boy did have an island so whose to say he didn’t just fuck some pyt every now and then. The bit where they eat babies I dont subscribe to that fantasy.
Realistically I think nothing truly crazy went down in that island other than maybe providing escorts to wealthy clients whenever they visit but thats about it.
But we American love our drama and fantastic tales.
boof joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,788
how the fuck did it take this long to tell us he had a god damn cellmate
boof double-posted this 4 days ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,789
@1,433,679 (A)
I looked it up. there aren't any such emails by those names. whoever is informing you is making you look retarded
I looked it up. there aren't any such emails by those names. whoever is informing you is making you look retarded
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 34 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,798
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,881
thats def the handwriting of a nigguh. we would go hunt him down in israel, drag him back to america, and rape his brown ass until his anus prolapses to the point where he can use it to shapeshift like the tanukis.