Topic: New fake Epstein suicide note just dropped!
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 hours ago #134,737
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jeffrey-epstein-suicide-note-rcna343952From the article, an account of his first "suicide attempt":
> Epstein was discovered by his cellmate, a former New York City police officer named Nicholas Tartaglione. Immediately after the incident, Epstein said he was attacked by Tartaglione but later told investigators he did not know what occurred and did not want to talk about how he had sustained injuries, according to a report from the Justice Department’s office of inspector general.
lol. nothing suspicious here
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 hours ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,433,653
There are no epstein files just a whole bunch of red herrings
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 58 minutes ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,666
Epstein’s cellmate Efrain Reyes “died of Covid.”
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 38 minutes ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,670
@1,433,653 (B)
No, the Epstein Files™ are real! They're killing kids in the pizza parlour basement you guise! Release the filez! Release the names! You know, the rich-peepl-i-blackmailed.txt file Epstein compiled and kept in plaintext on his NonceMatic 9000™ desktop PC in his underground lair.
I can't communicate how funny this is to watch as an outsider. It's the most amusing moral panic I've ever witnessed, and Yanks of all colour are fully taken in. I love it. He's eating babies on the island! It'll stop if only you vote [Republican|Democrat] next time!
No, the Epstein Files™ are real! They're killing kids in the pizza parlour basement you guise! Release the filez! Release the names! You know, the rich-peepl-i-blackmailed.txt file Epstein compiled and kept in plaintext on his NonceMatic 9000™ desktop PC in his underground lair.
I can't communicate how funny this is to watch as an outsider. It's the most amusing moral panic I've ever witnessed, and Yanks of all colour are fully taken in. I love it. He's eating babies on the island! It'll stop if only you vote [Republican|Democrat] next time!