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Topic: Who are you sending to McJail?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #134,726

Those impatient fucks who lunge forward when my number is called even though I've been waiting longer need to spend some time inside.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,433,592

$24.99 BDSM burger seems pretty cheap. But I might still just go with a Fappy meal for $19.99.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,624

Preferably a hot damaged Gen Z (age 25) with daddy issues and a hankering for woman in prison enticing a guard role play.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,635

Someone that can't climb over the bars... shouldn't be too hard considering the establishment.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,638

@previous (D)

> Someone that can't climb over the bars... shouldn't be too hard considering the establishment.

You win the thread.

What is that anyway? A VIP room?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,687

@previous (E)
It's a McJail. Have you ever been to a McDonalds?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,713

@1,433,638 (E)
mcjail is the locked up booths at mcdonalds. usually someone asks to go in it. you can push your hand through to move the lever so you arent really locked in.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 27 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,715

I'm thinking I could squeeze between the bars

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,811

I saw one of those as a kid. It was traumatic. The Hamburglar was rhythmically and violently sodomizing Grimace. Ronald was standing nearby, masturbating. Officer Big Mac was looking the other way because he’s corrupt and was making sure black patrons weren’t stealing ketchup packets.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,849

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