NudeNubileNubianNoob (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,433,389
I wish I had the self confidence to use words like that. Id be like, "Yo what up my dude! What’s good? Did you work out? You seem more nubile than usual. What? Nah there’s no weird energy, I’m just saying women will want to marry you instead of giving up after one night every time because you look like a strong male role model that can support a family. Yeah man!"
NudeNubileNubianNoob (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,433,390
If I had self confidence, I’d walk up to some racist old dude with white hair and I’d be like, "HEY YOU RIGHT THERE - ARE YOU A VIETNAM VETERAN?" And he’d be like, "What? No!" Then I’d be like, "You’re looking very nubile this fine evening!" Then he’d be like, "What the fuck?" And I’d be like, "Your wife is dead isn’t she? But you’re still a spring chicken!" Then he’d pull out the 9, but he’s old so he can’t aim so I escape easily.
NudeNubileNubianNoob (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,433,391
If I was (wrongfully) convicted of manslaughter, I get put on death row, I have my last meal, the priest asks if I have any last words, I say no, I walk into the gas chamber, and while the executioner is stepping me down, I look into his eyes, and I whisper (loudly), it’s a loud whisper, obnoxiously loud to defeat the purpose of being a whisper and I say, "Hey man, you’re looking very nubile today." Man would never recover from that.