Topic: I decided to quit my job and become a professional gambler
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 2 months ago #134,688 Today I bet money on:
Cavs won (won)
Chelsea/Forest > 1.5 goals (won)
Lazio or Draw (won)
City win (ongoing, winning)
Yankees -1.5 RL (not started)
Cubs -1.5 RL (not started)
Also I am doing valet parking at a gourmet bakery and dropship mylar bags to drug dealers which is patching the cracks. All in all, I'm equalling the money in my old job for about 10% of the time investment, also I don't pay tax.
Live your dreams, guys.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,433,342 When the puppy dog is still looking for their Leona Helmsley.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 13 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,400 Anonymous C double-posted this 2 months ago , 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,401 Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,406 I guess I just don't get big city life but glad it's working for ya.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 months ago , 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,757 I've lost all my money
boof joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,797 fuck!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,799 Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,830 @1,433,757 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Well shit. Short career.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,831 lol did you really do this
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,841 It turns out that in gambling sometimes you win everything and sometimes you lose everything, and it is largely down to luck, chance, and factors completely outside of your control. Unfortunately there was no way to know this beforehand.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 months ago , 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,888 @1,433,830 (G)
It's okay, I get my mylar bag money soon and I can rejuvenate the pot.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, it's a winning formula. You just need to avoid starting on one of the unlucky days.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago , 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,340 I'm back guys and ready to make myself rich.
Today I am betting:
Aston Villa to win
Athletic Bilbao to win
Arsenal to win
Real Madrid/Barca over 2.5 goals
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago , 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,351 I've lost all my money again
boof replied with this 2 months ago , 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,353 fuck!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 months ago , 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,385 Wait no it's okay, I made a bit! There's still a chance to pull this off!
boof replied with this 2 months ago , 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,388 yay!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 months ago , 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,417 I've bet all the rest of it on:
Spurs (Draw no Bet)
Napoli or Draw
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 8 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,559 @1,433,406 (D)
“big city life”?? lol what are you, some backwoods hayseed?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 months ago , 55 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,561 boof replied with this 2 months ago , 20 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,579 @previous (K)
Prelude to a Fuck by Claude DePussy
Anonymous K replied with this 2 months ago , 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,581 Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 months ago , 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,772 @1,434,417 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
They both lost
boof replied with this 2 months ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,773 well, shit!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 months ago , 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,775 @previous (boof )
It's okay, I took out a bank loan and put it all on Manchester City. It's for sure going to come through, and then I'll make it all back!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 months ago , 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,777 Remember, every bet is a 50/50, either you win or you don't. If you just double the amount you put down every time you lose, you will eventually break even.
boof replied with this 2 months ago , 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,781 @previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
hurray for Bayesian reasoning!
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