Topic: I decided to quit my job and become a professional gambler
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 1 week ago #134,688
Today I bet money on:
Cavs won (won)
Chelsea/Forest > 1.5 goals (won)
Lazio or Draw (won)
City win (ongoing, winning)
Yankees -1.5 RL (not started)
Cubs -1.5 RL (not started)
Also I am doing valet parking at a gourmet bakery and dropship mylar bags to drug dealers which is patching the cracks. All in all, I'm equalling the money in my old job for about 10% of the time investment, also I don't pay tax.
Live your dreams, guys.
Cavs won (won)
Chelsea/Forest > 1.5 goals (won)
Lazio or Draw (won)
City win (ongoing, winning)
Yankees -1.5 RL (not started)
Cubs -1.5 RL (not started)
Also I am doing valet parking at a gourmet bakery and dropship mylar bags to drug dealers which is patching the cracks. All in all, I'm equalling the money in my old job for about 10% of the time investment, also I don't pay tax.
Live your dreams, guys.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,433,342
When the puppy dog is still looking for their Leona Helmsley.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 13 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,400
Anonymous C double-posted this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,401
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,406
I guess I just don't get big city life but glad it's working for ya.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,757
I've lost all my money
boof joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,797
fuck!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,799
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,830
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,831
lol did you really do this
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,841
It turns out that in gambling sometimes you win everything and sometimes you lose everything, and it is largely down to luck, chance, and factors completely outside of your control. Unfortunately there was no way to know this beforehand.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,888
@1,433,830 (G)
It's okay, I get my mylar bag money soon and I can rejuvenate the pot.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, it's a winning formula. You just need to avoid starting on one of the unlucky days.
It's okay, I get my mylar bag money soon and I can rejuvenate the pot.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, it's a winning formula. You just need to avoid starting on one of the unlucky days.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 4 days ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,340
I'm back guys and ready to make myself rich.
Today I am betting:
Aston Villa to win
Athletic Bilbao to win
Arsenal to win
Real Madrid/Barca over 2.5 goals
Today I am betting:
Aston Villa to win
Athletic Bilbao to win
Arsenal to win
Real Madrid/Barca over 2.5 goals
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) triple-posted this 4 days ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,351
I've lost all my money again
boof replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,353
fuck!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,385
Wait no it's okay, I made a bit! There's still a chance to pull this off!
boof replied with this 4 days ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,388
yay!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,417
I've bet all the rest of it on:
Spurs (Draw no Bet)
Napoli or Draw
Spurs (Draw no Bet)
Napoli or Draw
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 8 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,559
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 55 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,561
boof replied with this 4 days ago, 20 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,579
Anonymous K replied with this 4 days ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,581
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,772
boof replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,773
well, shit!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,775
@previous (boof)
It's okay, I took out a bank loan and put it all on Manchester City. It's for sure going to come through, and then I'll make it all back!
It's okay, I took out a bank loan and put it all on Manchester City. It's for sure going to come through, and then I'll make it all back!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 days ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,434,777
Remember, every bet is a 50/50, either you win or you don't. If you just double the amount you put down every time you lose, you will eventually break even.