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Topic: Why do we shit poast?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #134,681

I'm trying to understand my own autistic urges, but also the general human behaviour. I am here, on a forum that is frequented by a single-digit amount of poasters, most of which are mentally challenged and impossible to have a conversation with. Whatever I leave here is left to rot and has no influence on the world outside of this forum. It has but a fleeting influence on the forum itself. Why am I here? What are we doing? What am I doing?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,433,292

I am a reincarneted spirit of a Burmese warlord who is sentenced to walk the barren lands of dead internet message boards as punishment for his deeds.

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 35 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,294

for the lulz of course

rest of the internet is just advertising, astroturf, and string pulling so you're not missing anything by staying here

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,295

@previous (Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE)

> for the lulz of course
>
> rest of the internet is just advertising, astroturf, and string pulling so you're not missing anything by staying here

I fucking hate reddit, I fucking hate instagram, I fucking hate tiktok (although i do not have so much exposure to it as to the other two). 4chan also sucks since a couple of years, it's all bots and fappers. You are correct in that most of the internet is dead now, the void left by the old fora will never be filled. Still, poasting here brings me no joy.

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

> It may only be a handful of poasters but just remember I have the power and control now.

You are a blind King of a swarm of a cankerous Rats.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,298

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Why don't you post car park photos anymore, Dave?

Anon joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,304

@previous (D)

> Why don't you post car park photos anymore, Dave?
Dave is busy apologizing for his employer's criminal pedophile nature.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,308

@1,433,295 (A)
> I fucking hate reddit
Because you can't defend whatever baseless positions on there the way you can here.

> I fucking hate instagram.
Yeah because its not for friendless losers that have no life.

> I fucking hate tiktok (although i do not have so much exposure to it as to the other two).
have you considered that perhaps you're not the targeted demographic? (see above point regarding Instagram)

> 4chan also sucks since a couple of years, it's all bots and fappers.
No. it sucks for you because its filled with the same archetype(apathetic and cynical) you'll see on here. you're just coping + emotional. X/youtube/facebook have bots. Fappers are the norm and some are actually cool.

> most of the internet is dead now, the void left by the old fora will never be filled.
The old fora is still around along with the new one. you just dont have your usual ppl to circlejerk with.

> Still, poasting here brings me no joy.
For the same reasons listed above: Because you want someone to give a fuck here but nobody does. so unless you were cool with the mods back in 2000-whatever the fuck this site was made. you're gonna have a miserable experience.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,311

@previous you are a fool if you think that you can defend anything on reddit, or change the opinion of a single neet posting there

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,316

@1,433,295 (A)
> 4chan also sucks since a couple of years, it's all bots and fappers.
It has been sus ever since that exploding van, but i feel gookmoot finally took it out behind the shed and put it out of its misery.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,324

It makes me laugh like like a maniac when I post "du est win willyman?" or other such nonsense.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,329

Simulated interaction with other real people. Better than the alternative.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,347

I have quit BBS-style boards for a few years at a time. I like the randomness. You have everything from stalkers to silliness to real conversations to being trolled into clicking on disgusting porn. Any showing of empathy and sensitivity gets you called a fag, a throwback to middle school. Reddit means agreeing with the prescribed opinions or having your post randomized as gibberish.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,363

@previous (J)
That’s why I’m banned from Reddit. I wasnt a good fit for their matrix hive mindset.

Then again everywhere it’s been the same thing. Cant even talk about conspiracies or speculations anymore.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,369

@1,433,316 (G)

> It has been sus ever since that exploding van, but i feel gookmoot finally took it out behind the shed and put it out of its misery.

Fun fact, the exploding van video is also the source of the "anonymous hacker known as 4chan" meme

TheDarkChad joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,371

@previous (A)
I remember when I was 14 I went to 4chan because I saw a YouTube video about hackers on 4chan, and when I went there, I didn’t see any hacking. I just saw white supremacist furries who like Japanese cartoons with "100 year old women."

Anyway, I never went back, never bothered posting anything, that was just way too cringe. I mean, this site is terrible, way better than 4chan. 4chan is like that weird kid with freckles and dandruff who ate his boogers and sat in the back of the class… in high school.

TheDarkChad double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,372

You know there’s like a group of white supremacist incels on 4chan who convinced themselves in their little community that women are treated better in society and men are victims, so they unironically started egging each other on to take hormones? That’s so weird. Kill it with fire!
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