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Topic: Elmo is ready to die for the emperor!

Elon Musk started this discussion 3 hours ago #134,677

I can do a suicide burn in my starship rocket! It will be very honorable for my South African ancestors!

https://youtu.be/xTepkTjOP88

Elon Musk (OP) double-posted this 3 hours ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,433,252

Elon Musk, half south African human, half white, fully African African. A true samurai. If I was Elon musk, I’d probably only implant male fertilized eggs inside my wife to have only male children to keep the honor of being a man then dishonor the one trans kid god gave me anyway as a fuck you for the abortions or whatever. The universe is a simulation so the devs probably added the Jesus mod.

Elon Musk (OP) triple-posted this 3 hours ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,253

Like honestly, why even have sex? That’s so weird, to waste your mind energy on sex. Like what are you even doing? Thrusting in and out? But you don’t want children? That’s absurd. Who would do such a thing? No.

Elon Musk (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,254

You know, I could probably be in the SS if I wasn’t a white south AFRICAN and I wasn’t built like a bag of milk.

Elon Musk (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,255

What’s that again? A bad built butch bleached blond or whatever the fuck. He’s not aryan, he’d have to bleach his hair blond. Which is very Japanese like actually. He’d fit right in in Germany. Not because of the Nazi thing, I’ve been to Berlin I can’t be homophobic! I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just saying it’s true!

Elon Musk (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,256

Tying all this out while listening to imperial Japanese music is such an experience. I’m really feeling it now Mr. Krabs. I’d worry if this was racist or something, but it can’t be racist because I’m American and we have freedom of speech which means nobody has the right to criticize me for anything I say or that must be an attempt to silence me.

Elon Musk (OP) septuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 48 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,257

Honestly Elon musk should just transition his gender already. He’s already there, like that’s the only way he could be more of a disaster, he’s right there, why not just do it!

Elon Musk (OP) octuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,258

I think I’ve invented a new emotion or something because this is new.

Elon Musk (OP) nonuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 45 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,259

https://youtu.be/jebqON7Rq4U

Elon Musk (OP) decuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,260

🐯
📦this side up⬆️

Elon Musk (OP) undecuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,262

@1,433,255 (Elon Musk)

> What’s that again? A bad built butch bleached blond or whatever the fuck. He’s not aryan, he’d have to bleach his hair blond. Which is very Japanese like actually. He’d fit right in in Germany. Not because of the Nazi thing, I’ve been to Berlin I can’t be homophobic! I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just saying it’s true!

Heh… white boy Mulan
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