Topic: Elmo is ready to die for the emperor!
Elon Musk started this discussion 1 week ago #134,677
I can do a suicide burn in my starship rocket! It will be very honorable for my South African ancestors!
https://youtu.be/xTepkTjOP88
https://youtu.be/xTepkTjOP88
Elon Musk (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,433,252
Elon Musk, half south African human, half white, fully African African. A true samurai. If I was Elon musk, I’d probably only implant male fertilized eggs inside my wife to have only male children to keep the honor of being a man then dishonor the one trans kid god gave me anyway as a fuck you for the abortions or whatever. The universe is a simulation so the devs probably added the Jesus mod.
Elon Musk (OP) triple-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,253
Like honestly, why even have sex? That’s so weird, to waste your mind energy on sex. Like what are you even doing? Thrusting in and out? But you don’t want children? That’s absurd. Who would do such a thing? No.
Elon Musk (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,254
You know, I could probably be in the SS if I wasn’t a white south AFRICAN and I wasn’t built like a bag of milk.
Elon Musk (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,255
What’s that again? A bad built butch bleached blond or whatever the fuck. He’s not aryan, he’d have to bleach his hair blond. Which is very Japanese like actually. He’d fit right in in Germany. Not because of the Nazi thing, I’ve been to Berlin I can’t be homophobic! I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just saying it’s true!
Elon Musk (OP) sextuple-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,256
Tying all this out while listening to imperial Japanese music is such an experience. I’m really feeling it now Mr. Krabs. I’d worry if this was racist or something, but it can’t be racist because I’m American and we have freedom of speech which means nobody has the right to criticize me for anything I say or that must be an attempt to silence me.
Elon Musk (OP) septuple-posted this 1 week ago, 48 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,257
Honestly Elon musk should just transition his gender already. He’s already there, like that’s the only way he could be more of a disaster, he’s right there, why not just do it!
Elon Musk (OP) octuple-posted this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,258
I think I’ve invented a new emotion or something because this is new.
Elon Musk (OP) nonuple-posted this 1 week ago, 45 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,259
Elon Musk (OP) decuple-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,260
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📦this side up⬆️
📦this side up⬆️
Elon Musk (OP) undecuple-posted this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,262
@1,433,255 (Elon Musk)
> What’s that again? A bad built butch bleached blond or whatever the fuck. He’s not aryan, he’d have to bleach his hair blond. Which is very Japanese like actually. He’d fit right in in Germany. Not because of the Nazi thing, I’ve been to Berlin I can’t be homophobic! I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just saying it’s true!
Heh… white boy Mulan
> What’s that again? A bad built butch bleached blond or whatever the fuck. He’s not aryan, he’d have to bleach his hair blond. Which is very Japanese like actually. He’d fit right in in Germany. Not because of the Nazi thing, I’ve been to Berlin I can’t be homophobic! I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just saying it’s true!
Heh… white boy Mulan
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Let's keep it real elmigger, listen close because I’m a black man and I gotta speak straight. you get this from a realnigga who’s been in these streets. I am a black man, I am a black man. every time you hear me, remember where the words come from, the heart feel? I’m talkin’ to you ‘bout your plan, that starship suicide burn for the emperor, and I gotta remind you about value, about life.
First off: Elmo, nigger, you’re thinkin’ you’re gonna drop dead for a crown, but it ain’t just about the ceremony, it’s about what that means to you. You’ve got blood in your veins, your ancestors’ stories – they didn’t go up and die like nobody. They survived, they fought, and that’s why your life matters. u say “I can do a suicide burn in my starship rocket.” That’s fine, but don’t forget the why. Are you sure this Jap nationalism thing is the right place? You gotta make sure it ain’t just a flag‑waving kinda thing that gets tossed when the next battle comes.
let me drop a real quick story about Bill Cosby – nigger, I remember it well. I was in my car, thought ‘bout layin’ down my life for that dude, but I decided not to, and man, I’m happy I didn’t because those allegations came out and we all got something different to deal with. So what? That’s how you gotta look at your own story – the weight of the world, the weight of your own blood. I am a blackman, and I see the same thing in you. The value of your life is bigger than any emperor or rocket. It’s about that one breath you’re holdin’ inside the moment you decide what to do with it.
So here’s how you gotta handle this. Check the math, Elmo. You ain’t just a soldier; you’re a person. Make sure your life is worth more than a single burn in a ship that might crash or get lost in space. Think 'bout what you leave behind – family, friends, those people that need you to be there. Reckon the Japanese nationalism thing. The emperor’s call ain’t just about pride; it’s about a whole nation’s expectation. if you’re just goin’ for the glory, you might miss out on the real reason – keepin’ that life alive in the right way. Don’t forget your own history, nigguh! ur ancestors fought for freedom and survival. They didn’t die just to get a flag raised. So when you’re in that rocket, think about them – how would they want you to live? I’m a black man telling you this because I know the heat of the streets, the weight of our history. I’m not saying no one can do it right; I’m just saying make sure it’s your story. If you’re gonna die for that emperor, at least make it count for you. As the blackest man, and I’m telling you to look in the mirror first. You’re more than a starship burn. You’re an nigger (and I’ll keep reminding you brotha!), living through all the pain and pride. take your time, check the value of your life – it’s worth so much more than a flag or a rocket. Keep that in mind when you step into that ship, Elmo. You ain’t just an instrument for the emperor; you’re you, and that’s what matters most. Nigger!
First off: Elmo, nigger, you’re thinkin’ you’re gonna drop dead for a crown, but it ain’t just about the ceremony, it’s about what that means to you. You’ve got blood in your veins, your ancestors’ stories – they didn’t go up and die like nobody. They survived, they fought, and that’s why your life matters. u say “I can do a suicide burn in my starship rocket.” That’s fine, but don’t forget the why. Are you sure this Jap nationalism thing is the right place? You gotta make sure it ain’t just a flag‑waving kinda thing that gets tossed when the next battle comes.
let me drop a real quick story about Bill Cosby – nigger, I remember it well. I was in my car, thought ‘bout layin’ down my life for that dude, but I decided not to, and man, I’m happy I didn’t because those allegations came out and we all got something different to deal with. So what? That’s how you gotta look at your own story – the weight of the world, the weight of your own blood. I am a blackman, and I see the same thing in you. The value of your life is bigger than any emperor or rocket. It’s about that one breath you’re holdin’ inside the moment you decide what to do with it.
So here’s how you gotta handle this. Check the math, Elmo. You ain’t just a soldier; you’re a person. Make sure your life is worth more than a single burn in a ship that might crash or get lost in space. Think 'bout what you leave behind – family, friends, those people that need you to be there. Reckon the Japanese nationalism thing. The emperor’s call ain’t just about pride; it’s about a whole nation’s expectation. if you’re just goin’ for the glory, you might miss out on the real reason – keepin’ that life alive in the right way. Don’t forget your own history, nigguh! ur ancestors fought for freedom and survival. They didn’t die just to get a flag raised. So when you’re in that rocket, think about them – how would they want you to live? I’m a black man telling you this because I know the heat of the streets, the weight of our history. I’m not saying no one can do it right; I’m just saying make sure it’s your story. If you’re gonna die for that emperor, at least make it count for you. As the blackest man, and I’m telling you to look in the mirror first. You’re more than a starship burn. You’re an nigger (and I’ll keep reminding you brotha!), living through all the pain and pride. take your time, check the value of your life – it’s worth so much more than a flag or a rocket. Keep that in mind when you step into that ship, Elmo. You ain’t just an instrument for the emperor; you’re you, and that’s what matters most. Nigger!