Topic: The ancient Egyptians were smarter than modern armies
TheDarkChad started this discussion 1 month ago #134,675
In war there’s this problem, after a battle, you gotta figure out who won. How do you figure out who won? You count the bodies. But they all look the same, how are you supposed to tell them apart, they’re all men, they all have the same haircut, they’re all from the same country, it’s a nightmare! How do you avoid double counting bodies? Well, the geniuses in ancient Egypt thought about this. A man has, 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 nipples, 2 eyes, 2 balls, 2 ears, but you know what a man only has 1 of? That’s right! A man only has 1 penis. So how do you avoid double counting? You get a basket, and you go around the field with a knife, and you cut everybody’s penis off, you put the penis in the basket, and when you’re done, you just count how many penises you cut off. It’s genius!
TheDarkChad (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,433,243
Then you just leave the bodies because who cares.
TheDarkChad (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,244
And I know what you people are thinking, "That doesn’t sound that genius, I could have thought of that!" If you were the inventor of Facebook, then you would have invented Facebook, but you didn’t invent Facebook did you?
TheDarkChad (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,245
Anyway, it’s good to remember the lessons of the past as we prepare for the agentic AI future. Because robots don’t have penises, you gotta think about that. How will we fight the wars of the future if humanoid robots don’t have penises? It’s something to think about.
Elon Musk joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 44 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,251
Elmo doesn’t think that’s true. Elmo thinks some robots are boys! Not all robots are catgirl ethots. (Even though Elmo loves gooning to AI. egirl hentai thots on grok)
https://youtu.be/v7gi57NJDds
https://youtu.be/v7gi57NJDds
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@OP
> In war there’s this problem, after a battle, you gotta figure out who won. How do you figure out who won? You count the bodies. But they all look the same, how are you supposed to tell them apart, they’re all men, they all have the same haircut, they’re all from the same country, it’s a nightmare! How do you avoid double counting bodies? Well, the geniuses in ancient Egypt thought about this. A man has, 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 nipples, 2 eyes, 2 balls, 2 ears, but you know what a man only has 1 of? That’s right! A man only has 1 penis. So how do you avoid double counting? You get a basket, and you go around the field with a knife, and you cut everybody’s penis off, you put the penis in the basket, and when you’re done, you just count how many penises you cut off. It’s genius!
Cutting off an ear or a thumb would do the same.
> In war there’s this problem, after a battle, you gotta figure out who won. How do you figure out who won? You count the bodies. But they all look the same, how are you supposed to tell them apart, they’re all men, they all have the same haircut, they’re all from the same country, it’s a nightmare! How do you avoid double counting bodies? Well, the geniuses in ancient Egypt thought about this. A man has, 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 nipples, 2 eyes, 2 balls, 2 ears, but you know what a man only has 1 of? That’s right! A man only has 1 penis. So how do you avoid double counting? You get a basket, and you go around the field with a knife, and you cut everybody’s penis off, you put the penis in the basket, and when you’re done, you just count how many penises you cut off. It’s genius!
Cutting off an ear or a thumb would do the same.
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@previous (TheDarkChad)
> You have two ears.
Yes, but the right ear only attaches to that side of the head based on orientation. Same with the thumb.
The Japanese used to collect heads. They’d wash the hair and apply makeup to the face ahead of presentation to the daimyo. He would enjoy a nice meal and tea while heads were presented.
> You have two ears.
Yes, but the right ear only attaches to that side of the head based on orientation. Same with the thumb.
The Japanese used to collect heads. They’d wash the hair and apply makeup to the face ahead of presentation to the daimyo. He would enjoy a nice meal and tea while heads were presented.