Topic: Does anyone notice as you get older

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #134,578

that your sphincter muscle won't tune your farts? I use to be able to fart and make them change pitch. Now it is just a slow, low pitched, blubbery expulsion of air.

!xrbxUpX9oY joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,432,559

wtf, I’ve never been able to change the pitch of my farts xd

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,608

Whistle tips go on dodge chargers, not yer bum.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 53 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,620

just hold a long piece of grass up to your butthoal

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 7 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,650

My farts were never the same after I got diarrhea in India that left me bedridden for nearly a month

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,708

No, Syntax.

MucatingPissBoy joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,008

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,433,009

@1,432,708 (F)
Me thinks your brain had a fart.

Minichan