Topic: Out of market trading has Brent Crude futures at $123

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #134,577

As an analyst I can tell you this is not something to ignore. If you look carefully you can see something the lay pil consumer would miss: each digit is consecutive.

Is this why the USS Gerald R. Ford has left the blockade? We can't know for sure, but it is the most likely explanation if you ask me.

Duke E. joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,432,556

Either that or the crew was getting pissed off by the clogged toilets.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/18/onboard-fire-uss-gerald-ford-aircraft-carrier

That’s why the navy should have called upon me. Name’s Duke E. and I’m glad to be up in yo pipes. Anytime you need a plumber, call me on my cellphone.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,567

@previous (Duke E.)
Those were no accident, Iran is notorious for infiltrating Naval vessels and jamming the pipes with materials that are not septic safe.

The only way to root them out is to offer them a private's privates. There are no gay persians, and there's no straight sailor. They avoid detection because others just assume they have a butt buddy somewhere else on the ship. If they turn down a taught anus, they are surely a foreign agent.

🧠 <- neuron activation joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,594

@1,432,556 (Duke E.)
Hehe… "Duke E." 🚽

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