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Topic: Are women abusing birds when the men aren't around? Science says yes.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #134,576

Avian abuse is going unseen, because sly and sadistic women are hurting them when the boys are away.

httрs://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-know-why

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #1,432,519

Birds fear women because the vagina and anus bisect the efficiency of a cloaca. The cloaca spews a mix of wet fecal matter, whereas women make peepee and poopoo. This entails two plumbing systems and separate actions, though they make occur contiguously. An avian, descended from dinosaurs, looks askance at this unnatural construct.

In bearing a cloaca, where lovemaking is constrained to “cloacal kissing,” the bird rarely has understanding of a penis and views it as non-threatening. Just 3% of bird species have penises, with ducks’ corkscrew penises and big pink flamingo dicks among these exceptions.
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