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Topic: need a fun idea for your whore? try this!

boof started this discussion 1 hour ago #134,575

oh yeah, so first step is get them in a kinda tight room, you know? the lights are low, shadows playing on walls, she’s just there with her bare arms, sweat glistening, that soft skin under the light. you hold your wiener out like it’s some shiny toy, big and proud, whispering “my wiener is a racecar, vroom! vroom!” all while the room feels like a track, each step echoing in the silence, your heart beating fast like drum.

then you’re running around like a mad man in a dream. you shout “oh i’ve got to make a pit stop,” and you can’t keep it secret any longer. you look at her arms, see that soft curve of her armpit, a little nest where the wiener might love to rest. you let the heat rise from your body, the scent of sweat mingles with the night air, making everything smell like desire. you slide the wiener in, gentle but firm, it slides into the cool skin, the space is perfect – like a secret pocket waiting for that final touch.

and then... yeah, that armpit, i can’t stop thinking about how it’s just there, ready to swallow all of your “vroom” energy. you whisper back in its warm embrace, the wiener fits snug, the scent and the warmth making everything feel right. as the night falls deeper, the world shrinks down to that small space, a place where nothing else matters but this slow, perfect surrender under her arm. yeah fuck that armpit, it’s all i want now, just you, me, the wiener, and the soft hush of a midnight track.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,432,507

raping nigguhs! in the fritzl basement!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 38 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,518

Seems like a waste of money. Depending where you are, escorts charge a show up fee (like a plumber), then negotiate the price list for specific acts (similar to plumbing fixes).
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