Topic: The sex in "everybody loves Raymond"
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #134,566
Did Debra strap the D and F the Raymond?Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,432,414
I watched a few episodes. I prefer Frasier though.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,416
Idk I get weird vibes from itAnonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,417
That was the movie it spawned: Everybody Does Raymond
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@1,432,416 (A)
Funfax: Fraiser is a spinoff of a significantly older and better series called Cheers.
Funfax: Fraiser is a spinoff of a significantly older and better series called Cheers.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,488
@previous (E)
> Funfax: Fraiser is a spinoff of a significantly older and better series called Cheers.
Frasier’s ex wife was hot. Former dancer done up like a high-end Goth.
> Funfax: Fraiser is a spinoff of a significantly older and better series called Cheers.
Frasier’s ex wife was hot. Former dancer done up like a high-end Goth.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,522
@1,432,416 (A)
> Idk I get weird vibes from it
I like the old guy’s grin. After all his face is buried in that hot tall British woman’s chest.
> Idk I get weird vibes from it
I like the old guy’s grin. After all his face is buried in that hot tall British woman’s chest.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,524
I bet Debra would have taken the lead when the credits rolled—she’s always the one who says “Let me show you how it’s really done,” and that fag Raymond just laughs, meaning “Okay master.” That explains why she’d slip on a strap‑on and take over.
She would have pulled a medium‑size strap‑on out of her dressing drawer (the same one that holds all her T‑shirts) and slid the ring onto the shaft first. She would have set it against his guido belly to keep it snug but not too tight, guiding the shaft down with her left hand while keeping the ring steady with her right—just a smooth glide through an old wooden box.
Once it was in place, Debra would have leaned forward slightly to line up her hips with his and moved at a steady pace that matched her breathing: inhale to push, exhale as she went deeper. The rhythm felt like a “soft thud” followed by a gentle ripple of fullness; Raymond’s hand flexed around the ring as he let himself be taken. He laughed softly when Debra pulled back for a moment and then kept up the rhythm until they both hit that satisfying climax 💦
She would have pulled a medium‑size strap‑on out of her dressing drawer (the same one that holds all her T‑shirts) and slid the ring onto the shaft first. She would have set it against his guido belly to keep it snug but not too tight, guiding the shaft down with her left hand while keeping the ring steady with her right—just a smooth glide through an old wooden box.
Once it was in place, Debra would have leaned forward slightly to line up her hips with his and moved at a steady pace that matched her breathing: inhale to push, exhale as she went deeper. The rhythm felt like a “soft thud” followed by a gentle ripple of fullness; Raymond’s hand flexed around the ring as he let himself be taken. He laughed softly when Debra pulled back for a moment and then kept up the rhythm until they both hit that satisfying climax 💦
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There was a prior thread that posited a very mean-spirited reboot. I want to see that one.
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,432,866
Raymond trying anal with Deborah would have been funny. “Ray, that’s not the hole.” “I mean, it feels kinda good. The head’s already in.” “Ray, I’m serious. Cut it out.” Ray starts moving. “I dunno. Seems like a good enough way to avoid a fourth kid.” “But Ray, just no, my hemorrhoids.” “Yeah baby, ribbed for my pleasure!”
Meanwhile Robert sits huddled in the closet, sullen. Watching.
Meanwhile Robert sits huddled in the closet, sullen. Watching.