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Topic: I have an idea

Darkness started this discussion 2 hours ago #134,523

The birth rate in Japan is low. I have a solution. It takes a woman nine months to make a baby. So, let’s just use nine Japanese women to make one Japanese baby in one month. We can increase the birth rate by 9x. The only issue is now there is the same number of men and women so there is a shortage of women. Now you might be wondering, where do we get the other women from? The answer is we don’t, we just kill 88.8% of Japanese men. The math still works the same, it’s exponential increase, it doesn’t matter what you start with, as long as you have the 1 man to 9 women ratio, you can start pumping our one baby per man per month.

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Darkness (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,431,867

Also Japan has 122.6 million people, half of them are men so that’s 61.3 million people, we’ve gotta kill 88.8% of them so that’s about 54.43 million Japanese men we have to kill. But it’s worth it because if we can increase the birth rate from 9x it will go from 700,000 Japanese births per year to 6.3 million Japanese births per year, which will be enough to replace the men we killed within nine years. So this is actually ethical, and we should do it. But it will be expensive. So I am looking for investors.

Darkness (OP) triple-posted this 2 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,868

I am completely serious and not making fun of Mark Zuckerberg.

Darkness (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,869

I remember when I wrote this it was supposed to have something to do with Mark Zuckerberg being a lizard person. It didn’t really materialize, but that’s okay. Life is all about unexpected things. It’s what makes life worth living.
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