Topic: "Kimmo's" new "English guide for dummies" which does not use any "difficult language"
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,451
"God", I'm "glad" "Kimmo's" back.
http://www.kimmoa.se/English_guide/
http://www.kimmoa.se/English_guide/
ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #241,192
> "A" or "an"?
> Generally, you put "an" before words that begin with a "vowel", and "a" before words that begin with a "consonant".
I love Nordic languages as one doesn't have to fool with that bullshit.
> Generally, you put "an" before words that begin with a "vowel", and "a" before words that begin with a "consonant".
I love Nordic languages as one doesn't have to fool with that bullshit.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #241,199
> "God", I'm "glad" "Kimmo's" back.
your're got to be kidding, this is great stuff?
your're got to be kidding, this is great stuff?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #241,200
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #241,201
> Hi, everyone! Welcome to the grammar party!> mfw
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,248
Actually, it's your're*
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,249
Looks like he has some sort of plan for Kimmoa.se. It'll be interesting to see what he's going for here.
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Actually, it's your'r're.
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Actually, it's your'r're.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,250
That web page's design is pretty good.
âŽâ ââ ⎠(OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,254
âŽâ ââ ⎠(OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,256
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,257
âŽâ ââ ⎠(OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,260
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
With a mandatory physical conducted by the Academy's Internet-based physician.
With a mandatory physical conducted by the Academy's Internet-based physician.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,261
@241,254 (âŽâ ââ ⎠)
He's always been obsessed with doing something great and noteworthy on the Internet, I think we'll see something from him eventually. From what we know, he doesn't have much else in his life anyway.
@241,257 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lol'd. Only Kimmo would be a child predator who's method of capturing children was with grammar.
He's always been obsessed with doing something great and noteworthy on the Internet, I think we'll see something from him eventually. From what we know, he doesn't have much else in his life anyway.
@241,257 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lol'd. Only Kimmo would be a child predator who's method of capturing children was with grammar.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,262
@241,260 (âŽâ ââ ⎠)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do you think he would shitlist a loli for failing to use the Oxford comma?
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do you think he would shitlist a loli for failing to use the Oxford comma?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #241,264
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,265
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Yes. I think that his live of grammar outweighs his love of children.
> live of grammar
> live
> Yes. I think that his live of grammar outweighs his love of children.
> live of grammar
> live
FUCKING SHITLISTED
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,266
1. I actually learned something.
2. I read it in an incredibly slow, enunciated voice (as if it was being read by a special education teacher)
2. I read it in an incredibly slow, enunciated voice (as if it was being read by a special education teacher)
!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,267
Did YOU FUCKING KNOW "Your're" Name shows up "like" this on my IBM "ThinkPad Laptopâ„¢"?Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,268
@241,262 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
> Do you think he would shitlist a loli for failing to use the Oxford comma?
I thought Kimmo was against the use of the Oxford comma.
It's difficult to tell from his writing, as his guide is inconsistent in its style. He uses it in some places but not others.
> Do you think he would shitlist a loli for failing to use the Oxford comma?
I thought Kimmo was against the use of the Oxford comma.
It's difficult to tell from his writing, as his guide is inconsistent in its style. He uses it in some places but not others.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,269
@previous (C)
No, your're just too much of a retarded to grasp Advanced Usage® of the Oxford comma.
Dumby.
No, your're just too much of a retarded to grasp Advanced Usage® of the Oxford comma.
Dumby.
âŽâ ââ ⎠(OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,271
âŽâ ââ ⎠(OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,272
@241,268 (C)
He is definitely against the Oxford. I've had multi-page long debates with him about this.
He is definitely against the Oxford. I've had multi-page long debates with him about this.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,273
@241,265 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Please, no. ;_;
@previous (âŽâ ââ ⎠)
What was the outcome of these debates?
Please, no. ;_;
@previous (âŽâ ââ ⎠)
What was the outcome of these debates?
Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,274
I've been thinking - Kimmo used the Internet a lot before AnonTalk. Mechano/Morbid from Tinychan posted an e-mail saying AnonTalk was run by a stalker trying to make him look like a pedophile.
So... what if we aren't the original trolls?
So... what if we aren't the original trolls?
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,275
âŽâ ââ ⎠(OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,276
@241,273 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Him closing his eyes and ears and continuing to do what he always has. Just like any discussion with him.
Him closing his eyes and ears and continuing to do what he always has. Just like any discussion with him.
âŽâ ââ ⎠(OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,277
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,278
@241,276 (âŽâ ââ ⎠)
I sort of won an argument about all-caps with him once. He stopped replying after I pointed out his hypocrisy of using it in bulletins but banning it for everyone else.
I sort of won an argument about all-caps with him once. He stopped replying after I pointed out his hypocrisy of using it in bulletins but banning it for everyone else.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,279
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Sgt Sysopâ„¢ was just encouraging the troops. Others used it to troll.
Sgt Sysopâ„¢ was just encouraging the troops. Others used it to troll.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,280
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Acronyms are always written in uppercase letters!!! SGT SYSOP got his PHD in grammar!!!
Acronyms are always written in uppercase letters!!! SGT SYSOP got his PHD in grammar!!!
âŽâ ââ ⎠(OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,281
@241,278 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lol. He didn't stop the bulletins though or the shitlistings.
I never considered an argument over until it was no longer possible to mention the topic ever again without being shitlisted on sight.
lol. He didn't stop the bulletins though or the shitlistings.
I never considered an argument over until it was no longer possible to mention the topic ever again without being shitlisted on sight.
(Edited 30 seconds later.)
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #241,282
@241,279 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
> Sgt Sysop
Ahaha, I forgot about that. I miss his bouts of bizarre behaviour.
> Sgt Sysop
Ahaha, I forgot about that. I miss his bouts of bizarre behaviour.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #241,828
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You fucking cunt. Kill yourself.
You fucking cunt. Kill yourself.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #242,072
Since no one has said this before, keep it in one thread people!
http://minichan.org/topic/13485
http://minichan.org/topic/13482
http://minichan.org/topic/13484
http://minichan.org/topic/13485
http://minichan.org/topic/13482
http://minichan.org/topic/13484
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #242,130
@241,249 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Actually, it's your'r're.
I too am a fan of the new universal your'r're. Whatever if takes to shut those fucking grammer nazis up.
> Actually, it's your'r're.
I too am a fan of the new universal your'r're. Whatever if takes to shut those fucking grammer nazis up.