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Topic: World war three

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago #134,500

It’s world war three and the draft is here.

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,431,679

I would put woman as an option, but I’m not a sexist, so if you’re the singular individual woman who uses this website, just answer as old.

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 hours ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,680

I actually saw some video on the internet of a Russian soldier jerking off in a trench who got killed by a Ukrainian drone, and I guess the Ukrainians uploaded that to the internet for some reason. Now how did I find that you might ask? That’s a good question. Anyway, I saw all the Charlie Kirk memes, I can’t get Kirked, I just can’t. In the 40s, things were different. There was no social media, if you died on Iwo Jima or Wake island or whatever, nobody had drone footage of you jerking your little ding dong in a trench. I am a bitch but I will not let the world find out! I will live with dignity!

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,681

Imagine that though if world war three is a war with china and you’ve gotta send Gen Z kids like me on islands in the pacific. Imagine Gen Z boys stranded on islands in the middle of the ocean. That’s… that’s not gonna go the way you think it’s gonna go. Nohomo. Maybe draft some women, because if you don’t, I’m just saying, a lot of these guys have anime girl profile pictures. What does that mean in a tactical situation? I’m just saying for thousands of years since the Greeks and Romans war was just dudes stabbing dudes, and then we invented guns. But things are reverting to a previous era. You might not give them bayonetes, but they’re gonna have bayonets.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 44 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,682

War is kinda gay.

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,683

And god this is just the Americans don’t even ask me about our European allies…

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