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Topic: Viking cringe

Darkness started this discussion 2 hours ago #134,497

I don’t want this to come off as racist or anything. I have no problem with Scandinavian and Nordic countries, they’re good countries and they have nice cultures and everything and they should be proud of their heritage, no problem with that at all. But whenever I go on the internet and I see something about Vikings and in the comments a bunch of weasels are like, "I’m English and I’m proud of being white!" It’s like, just shut up, just shut the fuck up. If you’re English, you’re not a Viking. Vikings raped and murdered your ancestors, just shut the fuck up.

Darkness (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,431,662

Imagine if Chinese people were like, "Yeah, Genghis Kahn, man, the Mongols? Makes me proud to be Chinese." Just stop.

Darkness (OP) triple-posted this 2 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,664

Now if you’re Mongolian, I understand it. But if you’re Chinese and you’re saying that… oh man…

Imagine an Irish person going, "Oh yeah man, the British Empire? Makes me proud to be an Irishman. We did that, right?"

Darkness (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,665

And then they’ll be moping about anti white racism against white South Africans like oh my God, you’re so desperate to be victims. You just want to be victims so bad. Which is ironic, because if you were English back when the Vikings were raiding the place, they’d for sure turn you into a victim.

Darkness joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 24 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,666

I swear it’s like these Nazis think this is what Europe was a thousand years ago:

English peasant: "Look over there! I see strange people arriving on the shores in boats! Who could these people be."

*vikings land their ships and begin approaching*

English peasant: "Look at them! They’re white people just like us, not black like those Africans in blackest Africa we aren’t aware exist yet or those squinty eyed Japanese way over in that country called Japan we aren’t aware of because we’re literally uneducated peasants living in the Middle Ages. I wonder what these beautiful white people will bring us?"

*vikings enter village*

English peasant: "Isn’t it brilliant how sophisticated this white Viking culture is? They have developed the ability to smelt iron and create beautiful swords. Look at the craftsmanship on this sword that just cut my stomach open and made my intestines spill out on the dirt. Aren’t you so proud to be white? It’s so honorable to be killed in battle by such a cultured people! I love my heritage!"
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