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Topic: JD Vance is acting president after gunshots at whitehouse correspondants dinner

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 hours ago #134,457

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/25/white-house-correspondents-dinner-trump-updates--live/89731543007/

> Acting President Vance has ordered DC on lockdown following executive order to detain all black men in the capitol.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 hours ago, 47 minutes later[^] [v] #1,431,399

nah uh they cant blame any black folks in the captiol cuz they're on the same team!

Anonymous B double-posted this 4 hours ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,400

all jokes aside though. the fateful day's getting closer it seems.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 hours ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,405

@previous (B)
He’s a 79 year old.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,435

President Pumpkinhead

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,439

This wouldn’t have happened if they didn’t have metal detectors. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,440

@1,431,399 (B)

> nah uh they cant blame any black folks in the captiol cuz they're on the same team!

jd vance is black you twat

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 19 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,441

@1,431,405 (C)
He's as strong as an ox. If anything happens to him before his 100th birthday we will know its foul play.