Topic: JD Vance is acting president after gunshots at whitehouse correspondants dinner
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #134,457
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/25/white-house-correspondents-dinner-trump-updates--live/89731543007/
> Acting President Vance has ordered DC on lockdown following executive order to detain all black men in the capitol.
> Acting President Vance has ordered DC on lockdown following executive order to detain all black men in the capitol.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 47 minutes later[^] [v] #1,431,399
nah uh they cant blame any black folks in the captiol cuz they're on the same team!
Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,400
all jokes aside though. the fateful day's getting closer it seems.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,405
boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,435
President Pumpkinhead
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,439
This wouldn’t have happened if they didn’t have metal detectors. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,440
@1,431,399 (B)
> nah uh they cant blame any black folks in the captiol cuz they're on the same team!
jd vance is black you twat
> nah uh they cant blame any black folks in the captiol cuz they're on the same team!
jd vance is black you twat
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 19 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,441
@1,431,405 (C)
He's as strong as an ox. If anything happens to him before his 100th birthday we will know its foul play.
He's as strong as an ox. If anything happens to him before his 100th birthday we will know its foul play.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,685
Anonymous G double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,686
boof replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,687
*runs like girl*
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,688
boof replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,693
with distracting jiggling