Topic: Bikinis and short shorts
Darkness started this discussion 3 hours ago #134,445
Maybe this is an insane thing to think about. I don’t know why this started, but it seems like there’s this thing where women, for some reason, want to have their butts hanging out in public. Like they’ll wear shorts as short as possible or at the beach, a bikini will have her whole ass cheek hanging out. And I know there’s this social thing that you’re not supposed to judge people for their lifestyle choices, especially women because of sexism and everything. And I don’t judge women for this, I just think about this and wonder about this. Because I’m a germaphobe, when I go to the bathroom, I usually try and avoid going to public restrooms, when I really need to and I have to poop, I never let my butt touch the seat. I never do it. Because the idea of my butt touching something someone else’s butt touched, especially when we live in this country called America where people don’t wash their butt with water after they poop, they just wipe it with dry toilet paper, toilet paper doesn’t clean your butt. Toilet paper just spreads the poop around. It doesn’t do what it’s supposed to do. I just wonder, when women are out, wearing bikinis, they sit down with their ass cheek out in a chair, and other women have sat there before, that doesn’t freak people out? Because that would freak me out.
Darkness (OP) double-posted this 3 hours ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,431,316
And the thing is, like, I know some women are clean. I know some women are clean. I know some guys are clean. I know I wash my hands when I get out the stall. I know I’ve seen some other guys… you know… some of them kinda just maybe don’t use soap, maybe don’t wash their hands at all, with no shame. That’s just the hands, okay? I know I clean my butt. I don’t know if other people clean their butts. You get what I’m saying?
Darkness (OP) triple-posted this 3 hours ago, 46 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,317
And to tell you the truth I’ve smelled some guys before where I really don’t think they wash their butt because I can smell the poop on em.
Darkness (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 hours ago, 44 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,318
Like when I get back inside, the first thing I always do, is I wash my hands.
Darkness (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,319
You know, I was outside the other day, I saw a woman eating chips, the way she ate those chips pissed me off so much. She put her whole freaking hand inside her mouth every time she ate a chip and this was like a grown woman, middle aged looking. Why do your fingers need to touch your lips and the inside of your mouth every time you put a chip in your mouth?
Darkness (OP) sextuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,320
Anyway, just needed to vent that onto the internet because it’s not socially acceptable to say that but I’ve been holding that in for a long time.
Darkness (OP) septuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,321
Darkness (OP) octuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,322
Don’t get me wrong, in a country that uses bidets, totally understand this. In America though, in America, in these United States, you realize probably almost every man and woman you see on the streets has a crusty asshole, right? You do realize that, right?
Darkness (OP) nonuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,324
I’m just saying, I’m not judging it’s just… booty flakes. You’re okay with other peoples booty flakes on your booty? That’s cool with you? Cuz if it’s cool with you, then it’s cool with you.
Darkness (OP) decuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,326
And this, this isn’t far fetched. You know scientists have found microscopic particles of fecal matter in men’s beards?
I’m just saying.
I’m just saying.
Darkness (OP) undecuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,328
Anyway if any girl asks me to grow a beard, I’m telling her you can kiss my face or you can kiss microscopic particles from my butthole, which do you want?
Darkness (OP) duodecuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,329
I kinda doubt that women would ask that though because I don’t have a weak chin because I have been blessed by genetics.
Darkness (OP) tridecuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 9 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,330
Did I mention some people have worms inside their butthole? I feel like I forgot to mention some people have worms inside their butthole. Some people have worms that live inside their butthole and the worms inside their buttholes lay eggs. And these eggs sometimes are present on the outside of their butthole, which makes their butthole itch, and then they scratch their butthole and the eggs from the worms living inside their butthole wind up on their fingers, and then somehow those eggs wind up in somebody else’s mouth.
Darkness (OP) quattuodecuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,332
And some of these worms by the way, have hooks that hook into your intestines so if you try pulling them out it will cause bleeding. That’s fun.
Darkness (OP) sexadecuple-posted this 3 hours ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,334
Also fun fact, you should never eat dirt because raccoons have brain eating parasites that wind up in their feces.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,366
